These facts are harmonize to anthropologists — aka people who employ Reddit and Twitter — of row .
As a “cheugy millennial who works at BuzzFeed,” I cannot wait until Gen Alpha are old enough to start roasting Gen Z. We need revenge for Gen Z’s brutal digs toward us, such as the following:
eventually able to alternate on the#millennialhate style 😍 so happy to be here#fyp@wholesam
In the meantime, I’ve gathered some intel on Generation Alpha (half serious, half poking a little fun). Here’s what I’ve learned:
1.According tomccrindle.com, Gen Alpha is considered to be anyone born between the years 2010 and 2024. And by the time they’re all born in 2025, there will be almost 2 billion of them, making them “the largest generation in the history of the world.” Here’s a map that shows the countries where they had the largest birth cohort in 2020 (aka all the light blue ones):
Now that we’ve got the hard facts out of the way, let’s move on to the cultural observations…
2.They protest on Roblox:
That ’s Gen Alpha protesting well-nigh in an on-line game against israeli crimes in#Gaza , Palestine . This coevals await for the verity online , they will bankrupt all the major westerly mass medium outlets . They do n’t even sleep together what a TV is.https://t.co/P58PtHHWoC
3.“Ohio,” “skibidi,” and “gyatt” are slang words:
i still do n’t infer how ohio is a gen alpha watchword along with skibidi and gyatt and whatever . like what is the context of use for just the name of a mid state being a slang word
4.Same with “fanum tax”:
@FanumTVwtfpic.twitter.com / W94YTsdera
5.They think Sour Patch Kids are “too sour”:
I had some conjuring trick - or - negotiator decline sullen piece child as “ too sour , ” so … not sure what to think of Gen Alpha .
6.They loveCocomelon:
7.The think everything is bussin':
Gen Alpha kid get body of water bottleful from trick or regale menage : “ man this piddle is bussin ’ ”
8.They don’t remember Obama being elected:
This experience is the communication channel haul between Gen Z and Gen Alphahttps://t.co/t9diMSjsmK
9.They watch and listen to things at 2x speed:
My gen alpha niece watches video and listens to euphony at 2x speed
10.Their humor is very confusing:
gen alpha humor relieve oneself me find like this like i understand all the words but they ’re not add up to anythingpic.twitter.com/giapNiSBYz
11.And finally, in due time they’ll be absolutely roasting Gen Z’ers:
so activated for gen alpha to destroy gen z in 3 twelvemonth the direction we destroyed millennials . “ 🥺 👉 👈 ” will be to them what “ smol bean ” was to us . we will be dead humiliated
