The Larry David one is killingggg me ; I ca n’t stop thinking about it .
Hello, hello, little BuzzFeeders, and welcome to the weekly roundup where I (person who spends too much time on Twitter) curate a big list of fails I’ve found and deliver them to you (person who is normal about how much time they spend online). Please enjoy!
1.This absolutely heartwarming, neighborly moment:
expect the girl next to me at Starbucks if she could watch my material when I buy the farm to the privy and she said “ I ’ve develop enough on my plate can you ask someone else”pic.twitter.com/m6sUxm2KcT
2.This sister and son duo. Queen!
My son and my fiddling sis ( she ’s 8) ripped overt a noodle bag president to see what ’s within . It made a huge good deal . She wrote us this annotation and exhibit it to us before the braggy revealpic.twitter.com/pS8dNbv7NY
3.This mom obviously means well. But her son’s vision is just…well…a fail:
my 4 year old nephew has long flowy hair & my dad was overstepping per usual and was like “ do n’t you need a BOY haircut ? ? ” And my sister snapped and was like “ he can have whatever haircut HE want ! ! ! ! ! ” And my nephew immediately ask for “ Larry ’s hair’s-breadth ” lmaopic.twitter.com/Vttc1Czj1f
4.This Zoom interview gone wrong:
Dog accidentally serve a intelligence interviewpic.twitter.com/Ibzhw9m52D
5.Mark, paradigm of reading comprehension:
Yeah that ’s where the sentence endspic.twitter.com/RgYKw13PXm
6.This machine :(
this is word for word what my last performance review saidpic.twitter.com/KgYVELZfeq
7.This drop down menu??? I NEED to know the story about how this ended up on there:
why is THIS in my university religion option 💀 💀 pic.twitter.com/AEL2IOC5OD
8.This poor pet owner:
My Guinea pig really ate my hair . I ’m go to crypic.twitter.com/jSuSR89Pat
9.This student who may need a little bit of perspective (sorry, Jimmy):
150 … 💀 💀 https://t.co/DzRjgRw5t0
10.This call-out text from mom 🤠:
🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻pic.twitter.com / npA2Lrs1rO
11.The way you as a parent can do everything right, but nothing beats the golden childhood memory of Sleepd In:
we go deep ocean fishing , we take a train up the hudson and into the mountains to see her gravid grandparents , she win mountains of prizes at the boardwalk and swam in wave pond and the sea , but this THIS is what my 2nd grader wrote about her “ memorable ” summer 😭 pic.twitter.com/N6iUVoMtM5
12.(With love) this amazing little swiftie moment:
oh incrediblepic.twitter.com/GbbRqbTQTX
13….Jenny, I see your vision:
In the limo they had bluetooth and everyone was like " oh your speech sound is consign you be DJ " and I was like " you do n’t want me to DJ " and they were like " do n’t be humble " and tapped to open spotify on my phone and this was what was on the screenpic.twitter.com/pJhy10WApe
14.Pack it up guys. They are romanticizing 2016:
the youngster yearn for damn danielhttps://t.co/R3QFIxazSb
15.And, finally, this landlord:
everything ’s lead wellpic.twitter.com/aJovd0Jo9J