This post inspired me to grease one’s palms a new Scrub Daddy .
Dear reader, happy Monday. At the start of each week, I put together a little list of the funniest internet fails from the past week in an effort that I know never fails (ha, ha) to make you laugh. So, enjoy!
Note : # 8 contains spoilers forKillers of the Flower Moon .
1.This home screen:
mass get upset when they see my Home Screenpic.twitter.com/Eg6rTymTg9
2.This hurt to read:
19 year older young lady at workplace called me over and asked me if i had a facebook and i said " yeah i estimate i have an account " then she turned to another girl and was like " see i told you " then they both started laughing
3.This knitting rejection:
This older charwoman on this flight next to me just pulled out her knitting so I pulled out my knitwork and started talk to her about it and she could not have been less interested . She ’s now wear out earplugs . Not even headphones to listen to music . Earplugs .
4.This YouTuber’s vocabulary (bless him):
just watched this gamer ’s youtube telecasting in which he say " prevalent … does that stand for relevant , but relevant earlier ? "
5.This Scrub Daddy:
my friends dads scrub daddy … .. babe it ’s time to get go.pic.twitter.com/DFKiW5jyAH
6.This because it’s just so funny to me thatSNLactor and writer Tim Robinson saw this group chat (and was aware of it for who knows how long?) and just now decided to leave:
for four year my best friend and i have been communicate only via an Instagram groupchat with tim robinson and today he actually left
… The screenshot killed me.
Like???pic.twitter.com / vILQAsN1Mm
7.This blacked-out moment:
never take a sip of alcoholic drink againpic.twitter.com/5qEU0B7dDM
8.Paramount Pictures' twitter page replying, “You know he had to do it to ‘em” to a picture of Robert De Niro’s character inKillers of the Flower Moon:
9.I can feel the air in that room after this nerdy sentence was said:
When I was 14 my grandma made plaza batting order for Thanksgiving , & I picked up mine & said , " My favorite font ! Monotype Corsiva ! " & sure relatives I shall not name opt to make fun of me , & that wound did not bring around until I watch Brooklyn 99 many years later & saw myself in Amy.pic.twitter.com/W5tTPFYEKW
10.This cologne. What are we doing anymore?
i need to sense this so badpic.twitter.com/ayNAYqH4wi
11.This gambling mishap:
I lost 3 grandhttps://t.co/00cBwERmoY
12.This cake:
pikachu cakepic.twitter.com/zyGESTyLaQ
13.Whatever is going on in this server:
erotic love hanging out in the avatar host , most day they ’re just watch out avatar againpic.twitter.com/jtSr3rHGnC
14.This city that failed to remove this Dracula decoration:
To my pleasure I detect my city never remove the Halloween displays in the city centre . So enjoy this Dracula dangling off a streetlight in a blizzard.pic.twitter.com/NIyAt3CyLV
15.And, finally…modern tipping culture. I ask again, what are we doing here:
I was just asked to tip a hotel booking websitepic.twitter.com/NoZub7dvhS