" i look up to how when babies do n’t want to give something anymore , they just shed it . " — @earthtojosh

Parenting is hard, and kids are funny, and with this combo, it’s easy to see how everyone around kids needs a good laugh, so enjoy these tweets!

And be sure to follow the accounts that made you laugh to make your provender even well !

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I made my seam and found a half corrode reefer of butter in it . When I asked my fry if she put anything in mommy ’s bed , she said “ I did not put butter in it . ” The mystery continues . More at 11 .

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When your body by nature wakes you up at 8 am on a weekendpic.twitter.com/JmLwpYgsxN

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Waking up after the baby sleep through the night for the first time … pic.twitter.com/6j5J5XYHXr

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My 4yo thinks she appear just like Elsa because“they both have necks ”

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I ca n’t hold back for when my girl ’s a stripling and have sex to sleep so I can amount into her room at the crack of break of day , lay next to her and differentiate her all about how much I have intercourse Malva sylvestris like she did to me this morning .

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My 3 year old , who does n’t discover her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong foot , can recognise a diced onion in her nutrient from 3 feet by

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A leaden mantle , but it ’s just my full family climb on top of me before aurora .

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Before you become a parent , ask yourself : Would I wish arguing with a small reading of myself EVERY DAY ?

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You nonplus $ 15 to build the perfect neonate : nap through the night = $ 500Doesn’t rallying cry = $ 1000Solid poops , no mess = $ 850Won’t cam stroke up on you = $ 200Looks like a frog = $ 15Eats & nap when instructed = $ 300

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i look up to how when baby do nt want to obligate something any longer they just drop it

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“ Um , can we just become off the music ? ” ordered my 4 - year - old , light atop her commode in the backseat , like I was her Uber driver .

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Me : I could use a good night ’s sleepMy daughter : pic.twitter.com/3x6VQ3EmPl

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Nurse : * handing me a newborn * You got this?Me : Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re - read the instructions for mac ' n ' cheese

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My toddler was about to strike her forefront on a bar at the playground so I told her to duck and she quack at me . And then hit her head .

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My shaver come home , poured some skittles into a wine glass , and flung himself onto the lounge , so I guess he had a fierce day

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Are you let a nice Tuesday or did your daughter remember this morning that she volunteered to bring 150 baby carrot to school today ?