" dinner party is on the stove . You only have to illuminate it — the gas is already on . :) "

I have ADHD, so sometimes it takes me a minute to process something I see or hear. The subredditr/HolUpdoes not help my case. Every photo or screenshot makes me pause before I understand what’s happening, and once I do, I’m low-key a little frazzled. Here are 16 posts that made me laugh, gasp, or feel kinda disturbed:

1.The creep:

2.The hospital taxi:

3.The nudes:

4.The communists:

5.The list:

6.The sweet note:

7.The voice notes:

8.The crab:

9.The PowerPoint:

10.The condom:

11.The sexy video:

12.The five finger discount:

13.The Taco Bell bathroom:

14.The “where-house”:

15.The tattoo:

16.And finally, the gorilla:

"yeah, I'm not talking about the bill"

"what in the god damn fuck is it then sir"

Comparing men and women sending nudes

"Our bad*"

"Things I hate:"

"Love you"

"Can you tell me WHY you wanna see my boobs?"

Closeup of a crab holding a dildo

"How I lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie."

someone pulling a chicken flavor season packet out of their wallet

"Depression fucks me hard while I do nothing about it"

"Too many fucking cameras"

A man proudly walking away from a Taco Bell bathroom

"Whorehouse?!"

"PLAN AHEA"

"love ourself Queens and Kings"