The cherry-red flags are red drooping . 🚩 🚩 🚩

1.This compliment:

2.These Tinder matches that have a very different energy:

3.This match who believes he can get whoever he wants:

4.This “mommy” opener that didn’t work:

5.This match who didn’t ask a question:

6.This person who had the audacity to swipe right to send this message:

7.And this person who matched TWICE just to say this:

8.This person who had an awful reply:

9.This “funny” date story that’s actually not funny at all:

10.This convo thatstartedoff cute:

11.This match who chose to be honest:

12.This dog owner:

13.This person who has riveting conversation skills:

14.This car drama:

15.This guy who sounds like a lovely date:

16.This convo that was messy from the start:

17.And finally, this dude who had the most fascinating insults:

Wow.

H / T : r / Tinderandr / Bumble

"You remind me of my pinky toe"

"Can I eat your p______ today?"

"I usually don't give females like you my time of day"

"Sorry dude but you're not special"

"I know I feel pretty gross"

"Delightful"

"Please like people within your means"

"To remind you that you're still a fatty"

"And what did I do to your for that"

"Oh I'll bite, what's your funniest date story?"

"As for dates.. haven't been on any."

"Also with the utmost respect can I blow your back out?"

"And here we are chatting"

"Nah I'm good"

"i don't want to call him mine… feels wrong."

"Yes"

"It's still dark out"

"Im not going to ask you to pick me up"

"I feel like that everything I don't want when I'm dating someone"

"Im not reading to deep into it"

"Not saying, 'Do you use Uber?'"

screenshot of a Bumble exchange

Screenshot of a Bumble exchange

"Why don't you work out?"

"You matched with…."

Screenshot of a Hinge exchange

Screenshot of a Hinge exchange

Screenshot of a Hinge exchange

"You are something special for sure. Best of luck"

"I plan on dying alone."