" Stop ask millennials what we desire for Christmas . The answer is financial and worked up constancy , give thanks you . "
Well…the holiday season is officially upon us! And like any millennial, I am reminiscing about Christmases past — and trying not to think about the fact that those were, like, 25-plus years ago. Plus, of course, also dealing with all the headaches of being a grown-ass adult during this time of year.
So I decided to celebrate the season by doing a roundup of funny tweets that truly capture what the Christmas Spirit is for millennials:
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Your mother does n’t want some garbage section memory Christmas present , she wants grandchildren you God damn millennian .
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“ wHy ArEn’T MiLlEnNiAlS bUyInG hOmEs?!!?”because i ’m too busy ebaying old mcdonald ’s xmas ornament , SHARONpic.twitter.com/Al0DtNP988
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millennials catch a non - muppet adaption of A Christmas Carol challenge
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My new hairbrained theory : Nostalgic feelings for the Muppet Christmas Carol is the specify trait on whether you ’re Millennial or Gen X.
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Stop need millennials what we want for Christmas ~ the resolution is fiscal and excited stableness , thank you .
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The dependable William Tell of the Millennial v. Gen Z / cusp watershed lies in one ’s knowledge of the Justin Bieber Christmas album
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The last time millennials were felicitous was opening an N64 on Christmas .
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As a true millennial , i ’m gon na spend at least 1 xmas day setting up a password coach for my parents 👍
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Millennial Xmas Carol 🎶 last Christmas I yeet you my heartand the very next dayYou ghost me , bae 🎶
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Millennials will be 90 years old and still be quote the vine of the person saying merry christmas in increasingly silly slipway
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I save enough for a small house down payment by not wipe out avocado all year ! Then I bungle it on post Christmas card to non Millennial relatives , buying a single book of first category tender .
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My boomer pop complain about Millennials a lot so I stick him an avocado toast Christmas ornament 💁 🏼 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / x45xWmvrFT
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feel very millennial flop now considering my Christmas inclination has three disjoined bounder I require to get gifts for .
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I like to claim I ’m not a millennial , but last dark my wife and I looked into renting a Christmas tree diagram .
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being a millennian or gen Z on Christmas means get and obtain at least 20 texts saying “ merry chrysler ”
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Millennials do n’t get enough credit for not killing Christmas carte .
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Baby boomers : Millennials are selfie obsess narcissist . Also baby boomers : * sends strong-arm Christmas cards detailing successes of entire family with professional photos to everyone they ’ve ever met *
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I know Mariah Carey is the tabby of ChristmasBut please put some esteem on my male child Macaulay Culkin ’s name . You ca n’t call up of Christmas without thinking of Home Alone.pic.twitter.com/zblHRf7vbA
