read these would be abominable if I was n’t laugh so hard .
Everybody — yes, everybody — has an embarrassing story. But only a select few people go on the internet and share their embarrassing story with the world so that we can all laugh at their misfortune.
These 18 people are some of those select few. Be sure to give them a follow for being such brave (and hilarious) souls!
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In 8th level , I had a infatuation on male child in my class . At some point , I receive out my phratry was go & I was go to interchange schools . So , I drop a line him a very long love letter . The day after I read it to him in front of my class , my parents decided I could keep going to the same school .
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3 years ago , a cute guy I knead with wanted to give me a clenched fist excrescence … I thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so I tilt forward and said hellohttps://t.co/GjlhegAjja
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most embarrassing email interchange I ever had:- Sent an email- They answer & called me " Mautice"- I reply with a fetor about how my name is decent spelled and that it ’s actually really authoritative to me- They enjoin me to train my 1st email- I had misspell my own name
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Please tell me your unenviable sexual activity stories so i feel better . I just think about the time a few long time ago when a guy went down on me and we made eye tangency and I waved for some reason
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Man , I am NOT cut out for LA . This girl at a party said “ I ’m a sub ” and I say “ oh that ’s cool did you always wanna work with child ? ” and she look at me HORRIFIED.I THOUGHT SHE MEANT TEACHER.LIKE A second-stringer TEACHER.THAT ’S NOT WHAT SHE intend .
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I was in a Mungo Park and a lady loudly telephone out " Anyone who want an ice cream issue forth over here " . I headed over with several others . She handed out Methedrine to them all then asked me " Who are you ? " . I take in the rest were all her family . 30 years later I still cringe .
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I trust the char who forgot the Christian Bible “ iced ” and so necessitate me for a caramel macchiato “ on the rock candy ” yesterday is doing well
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My married woman just tell “ bukkake ” in front of the kids , to my shock . She then admitted that she did n’t sleep with what it meant and thought it meant like bull or something fake and she ’d “ said it in meeting . ” I made her Google it and now she ’s having a terror attack .
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Once when I was flying I saw that there was a VERY dark patch on the wing that keep rise . I was sure I ’d see the flames in a sec . I got up and go to the stewardess , whispering to her about the dark patch . She checked it out , then told me it was part of the sheet ’s phantom …
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In college I go down out of my bunk bed bottom and broke both of my legs and one arm . Years later on a day of the month , I made a joke about being cumbersome and the dude secern me I could n’t compare to this cleaning woman his EMT sidekick facilitate once … who fell out of her bunk and break all the bones . It was me.https://t.co/TQSEwXK4rw
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i just had such an embarrassing memory of me being in midway schoolhouse with a side braid and bring forth a starbucks frappuchino and assure the barista my name was katniss . then this pitiful 20 something had to call out the name “ katniss ” when that is clearly not my name
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Y’all I ai n’t never been so embarrassed in my life . For this adult male natal day I paid for his haircut , got him a big feeding bottle of casamigos , and a gift travelling bag tungsten balloons . Why he station on his ig that his momma got him all that hooey ? 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
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At my couple wedding party someone said his sister was pregnant . Being a bit pissed I rub her abdomen and compliment her . I forgot he had another sister . After deciding not to kill myself I approached his other sister and repeated the above . I also forgot he had a third sister .
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