It ’s that time again … Time to see how many people were confidently , uproariously faulty online this month .

1.Bro thinks this isMacbethor something:

2.This person got a series of texts from an acquaintance warning them about the emergency alert test. Thankfully, we did not all become zombies:

3.Turns out, political parties have not had the exact same views and values over the US’s 250-year history!

6.They were so close:

7.When in doubt, cry-laughing emoji:

8.“My source is the Olympic flag, which is the definitive text on geographical divides, duh”:

9.“Spanking isn’t corporal punishment, it’s just spanking!” is the same as, “Hitting isn’t hitting, it’s just hitting!”

10.It’s always the people who are against singular they/them that act like they’re English professors all of a sudden:

11.I always knew, as a young boy born in Michigan, that I was technically a Brit:

12.Seriously, what is with people getting super confused by the UK?

13.It is very much not like saying that:

15.Nature do be like that sometimes:

16.Best. Reader context. Ever:

17.This person really went from 0 to 100 right away:

18.And finally… I would love to hear this person’s take on tomatoes:

someone saying they were c-sectioned so they were never actually born

someone saying for everyone to turn their phones off and put them in a car because the government is going to send codes

person saying they heard about this through telegraph and rumble

someone writing, wait til this kid find out what party ended slavery

someone tries to correct a person's use of your with the wrong version

what is the origin of earth, the bible just read it, see i saved you 300,000 dollars and avoided 12 years of school for nothing

someone replying to a math problem that the answer is 2

person 1 saying there must be a creator who designed space because if the sun were to move just one inch we'd be screwed, and person 2 saying the sun moves more than that every year

someone arguing that there are only 5 continents because that's what the olympic symbol has

someone arguing that spanking isn't considered corporal punishment even after a definition was given

someone arguing about the use of they/them as singular and instead calling them somebody

someone's reasoning behind scotland and england being the same country is that they both speak english… so another person asks, so america is part of england too?

people confused that the UK is a group of countries, some saying it's not or else it'd be called a continent

lazio is a part of italy and italy is a part of spain, which is part of europe

the earth and usa was created 2023 years ago, i doubt the shark was the first person allive

paleontology hot take, they're just rocks

tweet saying that god didn't make alcohol, it was created by fallen men, and a user added context saying, jesus turned water into wine

archeology don't do shit with skeletons, paleontology does

a berry is a berry and a fruit is a fruit