I needed this .

Hello, again! I’ve been away for a bit for a friend’s wedding in Nashville (fun! cool town!) and have made up for lost time by combing the internet for pictures that make me laugh despite sometimes being massively dumb. Honestly, it’s a combo I love! It’s tough out here — sometimes you gotta smash a couple of brain cells and yuk it up.

And my hebdomadal disclaimer :   One of the queerness of the modern internet is how thing appear , disappear , then reappear at random times , so not everything on the list below is strictlynew , but it was allnew to me .

Let’s get into it 🫡

1.To kick it off, I can’t tell if this is brilliant or stupid. Let’s just settle on…inspired.

pic.twitter.com/gEP0v8ONLz

2.“Doc, please, I need my fix.”

3.In this economy, what you need more than anything else isingenuity.

4.I want to be inspired by this Ninja Turtle–themed PSA, I really do.

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6.Woulda had my vote.

i drop off the pumpkin carving contest which is insanepic.twitter.com/Qh28GsezLb

7.🎵 I’m at the Pumpkin Spice, I’m at the Oil Change, I’m at the combination Pumpkin Spice and Oil Change 🎵

8.Sooooo close.

Close enough.pic.twitter.com/OL7IVZJrCf

9.Whoever’s naming these should be CEO.

I m on some bastard u would n’t make out aboutpic.twitter.com/joIhFoAbB4

10.Tell it like it is!

11.Wait for it…wait for it…

12.(Speechless.)

13.(Speechless but in awe.)

i still can not wrap my brain around how i gain an award for this in my photoshop classpic.twitter.com/gB6Aqtqaz0

14.A standoff.

the frankfurter look at you and wondering the same thinghttps://t.co/JTxdEkbgJD

15.Took me atleastfive minutes.

16.I really hope this worked.

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17.I think “Farm fresh / butt nugget” is from a William Carlos Williams poem.

18.Fluffy, you absoluterapscallion.

19.And finally…Dick “Taco” Dick.

Another confusing but beautifully chaotic week on the internet! Thanks for hangin'!

Sign for a pizza place that says "Now selling medical marinara"

Sign announcing "Friday night spaghetti wrestling" and "Saturday morning all the spaghetti you can eat for $1"

Two signs next to each other, each showing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with type above and below each Turtle, with type reading across both signs: "Say Pizza" "To Drugs" on one line and "Say No" "To Yes" at the bottom

Store sign that says "It's back pumpkin spice oil change"

Sign in front of the Grand Canyon that says "Ooh aah point"

Online form asking a user to select their country, and one of the options is "fruit salad"

Sign with image of a squirrel that reads, "Cigarettes are like squirrels, they are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire" and "No smoking"

Takeout food bag with writing that says "must lett tom pick onion"

Person holding an egg that's been stamped with the phrase "farm fresh butt nugget"

Cat sitting on top of a cake, which is on top of a fridge that has a sign with an arrow pointing up that says, "Cake!! Up here so Fluffy does NOT sit on!!"

A political sign in support of Richard "Taco" Johnson