Sorry fellow wombmates .
1.Periods have been known to make people bleed from their eyes (oh good).
2.Some people also bleed from the nose, ears, urethra, and/or rectum while on their period.
3.Being on your period can change your voice (because I guess the whole process is just a giant cosmic joke).
4.In fact, European opera houses used to offer singers “grace days” while they were on their period for this reason.
5.Period crampsare essentially your wombstrangling itself.
6.Periods are often worse in winter (even though I hate, loathe, and despise a summer period, too).
7.People who get periods spend, on average,seven precious years of our finite livesmenstruating. It’s like nobody cares whether or not we’re good people…
8.Using a menstrual cupmight sometimes move an IUDout of place.
9.Periods can make your asthma worse.
10.Most menstruators (54% of us) have had every single pair of our underwear ruined by period stains.
11.If you ever gettoxic shock syndrome, you’re advised to never use a tampon again.
12.Ancient Europeans thought period blood could cure leprosy.
13.Being close to your period can put you in a cleaning overdrive.
14.Dysmenorrhea, or period pain,can cause people to faint.
15.The French used to think period sex would lead to monster babies.
16.Apparently, Pliny the Elder isn’t rocking with anyone who menstruates.
17.There’s a reason why period poops are… Like That.
18.In 1946,Walt Disneyproduced a film titledThe Story of Menstruation, which is widely considered to be one of the earliest films to include the term “vagina.”
I mean , it ’s a sort of addictive watch .
19.And finally, we might have wayyyy more periods now than our ancestors did.
youtube.comI mean, it’s a sort of addictive watch.
