" You seem like the case of person that puts throne paper on the dispenser backwards , then pass over from back to front , and toss it in the trash . "

1.This person who gave their honest feedback:

2.This person who dragged someone’s bitter ex:

3.This person who had the most genius comeback when someone tried to roast them:

5.This person who referred someone to their boss:

6.This person who passionately disputed someone’s opinion:

7.This person who regretted their decision to watch a new standup special:

8.This person who was fed up with the return-to-office propaganda:

9.This person who called someone out for lacking common sense:

10.This person who responded to someone’s corny advances perfectly:

11.This person who might’ve switched to T-Mobile:

12.This person who did not agree with someone’s take on TikTok:

13.This person who…certainly had a way with words:

14.This person who didn’t hold back when answering a teacher’s evaluation:

15.This person who was helping someone write their Tinder bio:

16.This person who insulted someone in an extremely specific way:

17.This person who felt that calling someone “dumb” just wouldn’t suffice:

18.This person who had secondhand boredom from someone else’s relationship:

19.And this person who answered someone’s question in the shadiest way:

"What did you cook that under? A heated argument?"

"Fact that he's not going for just looks anymore means that you taught him a valuable lesson."

"What did the 2 say to the 9"

"So who's the lucky guy?"

"I am my own boss, you wet wipe."

"The orange juice after toothpaste of tweets"

"I illegally streamed this and still have buyers remorse"

"you're the exact reason the rest of us wanna stay home"

"Wisdom pursues you, however, you have always been able to run faster."

"Yeah unfortunately I needed something that wasn't only good for maybe 3 or 4 pumps."

"I'd rather give a rabid skunk a proctology exam in a closet than ever deal with AT&T again."

"She looks and sound like she got her degree from tiktok"

"Its 7 am and I just witnessed a murder with words"

"If I had one hour to live, I'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity."

"my dream career is to work in a chocolate factory."

"You seem like the type of person that puts toilet paper on the dispenser backwards, then wipes from front to back and tosses it into the trash."

"I completely understand if this is too sensitive or too personal of a question, so feel free not to answer, but were you homeschooled by a pigeon?"

"I hear they're getting together for unseasoned chicken and white rice tonight…"

"turn your screen off"