That is a less than ideal position .

1.The person with the best seat in the house:

2.The person who’s about to try a fun new kind of wasp-flavored boba tea:

3.The person who’s going to be dodging jellyfish all afternoon:

4.The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you’ll ever see:

5.The person who got a special surprise in their pizza:

6.The person whose day did not go eggsactly as planned:

7.The person who just made an enemy for life in the form of a seagull:

8.The person whose ham looks like it came straight from the devil’s behind:

9.The person whose mint plants just got a special fertilizer:

10.The person whose dogs, I’m sure, have been barkin' all night:

11.The person whose headphones are experiencing all Europe has to offer:

12.The person who’s about to have the ride of their lifetime:

13.The person who truly experienced the highest of highs and the lowest of lows:

14.The person whose dish went absolutely nuclear:

15.The person whose coffee beans have seen things…terrible things:

16.The person whose fan fell fiercely flat fortunately far from family:

17.The person who lost a fight in the eternal battle of knife versus butter:

18.The person whose car now belongs to the wasps:

19.And Kevin:

a pole blocking someone's view

a wasp in someone's straw

"I just wanted to swim…"

a tiny pot

a nail in someone's pizza

"Don't ask"

"I was otherwise perfect and the examiner said to come back soon. ffs"

a gross ham

a dog pooping in someone's plants

"It's been a long night"

"David's AirPods"

"Airplanes are hard for a tall person"

"Guys I frenchkissed my girlfriend for the first time yesterday and I just learned she was tested positive for Covid"

"My dish exploded."

Coffee beans in someone's palm

"My fan fell."

a broken knife in butter

a wasp nest in someone's door handle

Chili all over someone's desk chair and floor