Not neat , kinfolk . Not great at all .
1.The person whose kitchen is a testament to man’s folly:
2.The person who really probably should have noticed this:
3.The person whose bacon has seen things…terrible things:
4.The person who now has a whole new set of problems on their hands:
5.The person who now knows what it’s like to be a dog:
6.The person who’s going to start carrying a chainsaw with them:
7.The person who’s about to get MAXIMUM vitamins:
8.The person who might want to go find a hose:
9.The person whose dinner had a little extra iron in it:
10.The person who really screwed up:
11.The person whose insides are good and greased up:
12.The person who is about to have some very wet, very sticky feet:
13.The person who got a few extra toppings on their cupcake:
14.The person who will never, ever get home:
15.The person who will now be moving every single piece of furniture in their house:
16.The person who messed with the wrong (non-venomous) snake:
17.The person whose car is just taunting them at this point:
18.The person who now must live the rest of their life off the grid:
19.The person who got one of nature’s noodles in their ramen:
