you could play these leave a gull .

1.This no-context-needed diss that took out someone AND their mom:

2.This hilariously on-point swipe at Coldplay’s Chris Martin:

3.And this YouTube comment which is just…chef’s kiss:

4.These washing instructions which — for no reason whatsoever —added a devastating insult:

5.This comment someone left on a photo of Elon Musk:

6.And this one someone equally bent on destruction left on a photo of Mark Zuckerberg:

7.This inspired takedown of an entire national cuisine:

8.This graphic explanation of why someone changed providers:

9.And this dig at theCatsmovie that somehow manages to capture just how bad the movie actually is:

10.This insult which was totally out of left field…making it even funnier than it should be:

11.This hilariously rude comeback:

12.And this equally hilarious comeback that there’s no coming back from:

13.This takedown of Kid Rock (or is it a takedown of his fans?):

14.This fantastically snarky reply:

15.And this brutal comment on a stand-up comedian’s video:

16.This ownage by a marshmallow sandwich:

17.This nickname that’s legen-dairy:

18.This reply that is as true as it is funny:

19.And lastly, this classroom diss that absolutely leveled a kid straight into the ground:

HT:r/rareinsults

"Your mom had to close her eyes and think about other babies during breastfeeding"

Closeup of Chris Martin

"That's a lot of effort to announce that the bride and groom are siblings"

"so you don't ruin it like everything else in your life"

Closeup of Elon Musk

Closeup of Mark Zuckerberg

"The peas look like someone melted the toy soldiers from toy story"

"I'd rather give a rabid skunk a proctology exam in a closet than ever deal with AT&T again"

"if they showed this movie on an airplane, people would still walk out on it"

"Bro is driving a washing machine"

"your mom must've pushed you around in a wheelbarrow"

"It's more of a driver's test."

"Kid rock makes music for people who know the exact legal amount of Sudafed you're allowed to buy at Walgreens"

"I'm guessing that 's' isn't needed?"

"This guy is about as funny as a fractured skull."

"Buddy it's a Saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet"

"so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year"

"you're the exact reason the rest of us wanna stay home"

"You're like a plunger. Always bringing up old shit."