Seriously , everybody in this post needs therapy .
1.Sorry kids, these are your only options in life:
2.“I cannot stress enough that he is 2.”
CW : yeah but like he tOTALLY has a calf love right???Me : so like the only Book he says are cow , hand truck , and dinosaur and also he ’s 2
3.Again, we do not need to be doing this to toddlers:
4.💕 Sorry boys, my daddy is creepily controlling and misogynistic! 💕
5.Okay, no more of the “literal toddlers dating” ones, because I can’t take it anymore…
6.Let’s move on to this! Get it? Because everybody hates their spouse!
7.Hyuck hyuck!
8.“Har har wife bad.”
9.“Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: thought u might find this funny!”
10.Just the fact that cake toppers like these exist is sad:
11.Let’s change gears. Here’s a straight coworker who turned down a beautiful gift because…it’s in rainbow colors?
12.Imagine being against gay marriage but pro-THIS:
13.Oh, and let’s not forget the ol' “fellas, is it gay to ____?”
14.Ugh. Let’s go back to the “I hate my spouse” memes, they’re less depressing:
15.Except when they’re literally joking about MURDERING your spouse:
16.Cheating is fun too!
17.This seems like a healthy, not-toxic-at-all relationship:
18.“I hate my husband so much, I need to tell people about it using my socks!”
19.In short, I say to all my fellow straights out there: it doesn’t have to be like this!
H/T tor/AreTheStraightsOK
