conceive of have a new-sprung baby and some nipper establish up to practice drumming .
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you okay , babe ? you ’ve hardly touched the 184 Bronx cheer I gave you over the course of the 12 days of christmas
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ur really gunna act like that when santa claus is literally on his way to townsfolk
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Paul McCartney ’s " marvelous Christmastime " is about admirer practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly toy it coolpic.twitter.com/0FscqecVzW
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“ You better look out out ” how do you open a Christmas song with a menace
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If I could get three ghosts to show up on Christmas Eve and learn me the erroneous belief of my ways that would be great because I have LOTS of questions
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He ’s make a inclination . He ’s checking it doubly . He ’s adding a mental picture . He ’s completely fucked the data formatting . He ’s shut the Word document in anger .
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I bet on day 5 you ’re like , fortunate rings , phew , we ’re finally done with all the birds . then bam , six geese
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I never interpret how the niggling drummer boy ’s parent could just send him alfresco alone at night to play his drum until my girl contribute a fipple flute home from school .
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He sees you when you ’re sleeping!He sees you when you ’re sleeping!HE determine YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPINGHE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RES̴̢̼͍̫͕̭̖̺̟͉̩̖̩̋L̷̥͈͇̦̳̠͙͐́̋͒̓̈́Ė̶̯͎͔̺͕̂͐̊̄͐̒͝Ḙ̴̦̼̪̟̓͗́͆̐̓͑̑͒̚P̴̻̭͔̗̼̼͍̮̌̄Ȉ̵͇̦̖̭͍͕̼͚̌̉͗͑͌̈̃̌͑̎͂͛ͅͅŅ̴̧̠̘͎̻̪̺̞̖̗̗̎͒̉Ġ̶̬̫̭̻̙́̊͐̾̓̈̈́̐
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composer of carol of the bells : i ’ve save a stalk melody for the sopranosaltos : what about us?composer : [ sprinkle on them ] pretend you ’re a bell , you fucking clowns
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if my genuine love take me for christmas present daily for two weeks straight , i would probably also just start pointing out random dame like “ hope you wish it babe ”
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horny on denyingchristmas mood modification 🤝 “but baby , it’scold outdoors ”
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Just hear the nastiest diss track on the radio … hombre ’s perfectly tearing into this grinch fella
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if my true erotic love gifted me 8 maids a milk i ’d get the ick ? wdym you know 8 maiden ? who are they ? where did you fill them ?
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Last ChristmasI gave you my heartWhich in retrospect was way above the 30 $ underground Santa limitI was n’t aware of the going price for a heart on the black marketBut it ’s been a crazy year and I fell in with some violent peopleI have since learned the price . Please give it back
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Just so we ’re clear , The Grinch never really hated Christmas . He hat masses , which is fair .
