Ohh to be a fussy cat dealing blackjack in a glamourous and ritzy but criminal offense - ride casino …
Happy holidays, my gorgeous and magnificent readers, and welcome to the weekly post where I compile the funniest fails that I’ve seen posted to the internet. I hope you love them!
1.This lawyer:
do n’t perpetrate criminal offence dawg these lawyers are playing sudoku in courtpic.twitter.com/soouxvc59z
2.This desktop background. HOW do you navigate ANYTHING?
Everything is importantpic.twitter.com/oyGRbRJy6o
3.This person’s sister (honestly, kind of love her):
my sister just say me she " does n’t understand whether a picture is good or bad . i do n’t interpret that look of it " . how is this potential
4.Seeing your doctor out in public is like the adult version of seeing your teacher out in public:
Found out my doctor goes to the same live yoga studio I ’ve been going to , and I know this because I just showed up to class and she pulled me by and said “ you are not clear for this ” 🧍🏼 ♀ ️
5.This ski pass fraud fail:
last winter my 25 y / o guy friend seek to use his 60 y / o mother ’s epic straits at vail and they literally hauled him out of cable and made a vail law officer lecture him about indistinguishability theft and now he has a rap sheet in fucking vail lmao
6.This amazing mixup. They must think you REALLY love bats:
heard secondhand that my supporter ’s married woman is obsessed with bats . for years I ’ve been sending her cute / funny bat message ( + as a result my algo serves a heap of it ) and she always reply “ ❤ ️ ” or “ omg ” or whatever . today I learned that it was a different friend ’s wife who loves bat
7.This Burt’s Bees obsession:
quick do you guy think my mama has a problempic.twitter.com/qILUXVxei6
8.This person’s phone thinking we are in the year of our Lord 52946:
every time i unfold my picture gallery i see this picture of kirby egg toast my sound think i took over 50000 years in the futurepic.twitter.com/N92Wk3IRFb
9.This cat who belongs in a film noir:
Bought my cat a bow sleeper because I thought it would make him look fancy , but he just attend like a jaded twenty-one bargainer . A stare that says “ knock yourself out , buddy . carve up the tens.”pic.twitter.com/MCdfUcY4i0
10.Failing to recognize one’s own corgi (…and husband, too):
so I ’m driving back from the workshop and I see someone take the air a Welsh corgi , and it ’s fairly still so obviously I deplume over to say hi , because , you know , Welsh corgi , and fella I had amply parked the railcar and gotten out before I realisedthat the somebody was my husband and the corgi is my corgi
11.This costume design trick that I actually love:
unironically obsessed with the costuming decision to renaissance up a zipper by dangle a big bead from itpic.twitter.com/UJRUivyf3j
12.Getting told that your fireplace doesn’t meet OSHA regulations (in Minecraft):
thinking about my favorite experience on a minecraft waiter againhttps://t.co/fuitv0rmPR
13.This doctor who sounds like he’s straight out of a parody of artsy European movies:
my new doctor severalize me if I did n’t want to take SSRIs I had to " just get used to suffer " and that I should be salute more than two cups of coffee a day . he ’s stark
14.When a special interest creates…confusion:
IM SCREACHINGNNNGNNGNNG my autistic son has been carrying a toy elephant EVERYWHERE with him for class .. and at school they traced all the student at gingerbread men and his elephant was in his pocket 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 please it ’s so funny i m dyingpic.twitter.com/uRAkObsvay
15.This is like, “favorite restaurant that knows my name and order based off my phone number” but taken to the next level:
call up when my local curry star sign send me a Christmas poster cos I ordered so many takeaways from thempic.twitter.com/3iPRrlofKx
16.Apparently Violet Beauregarde became a real estate agent:
some incredible photos to include on a zillow listing with perfectly no explanationpic.twitter.com/YvpgK0v9b7
17.Men:
i had to delete kindling after a man legitimately told me he sometimes shoot a pot vape instead of brush his teeth
18.The One Where the Donners Crash the Christmas Party:
😬 😬 😬 pic.twitter.com/rmK9vkGL5R
19.This dad being just a little out of pocket:
when my brother sustain into a railcar accident and my papa texted me thispic.twitter.com/KQd4jNiLBs
20.And finally, if you have made (and regret) the fail move of starting Elf on the Shelf…this solution:
For those of you that rue commence your Elf custom — there ’s a way outpic.twitter.com/5xD2DKh1Y1
