Rouuuuugh stuff .
1.The person whose oven is doubled over in pain:
2.The person whose ham has seen things…terrible things:
3.The person whose pair of glasses is now one with the forest:
4.The person who decided to really stir things up with this recipe:
5.The person whose turkey was evidently cooked by Satan himself:
6.The person whose phone was destroyed to an almost comical level:
7.The person who was kind enough to let their cat tenderize their pie with their feet:
8.The person whose pie turned out just a bit too goopy:
9.The person whose cooking is absolutely fire:
10.The person who gazed into the abyss and the abyss looked back:
11.The person whose package is hanging out with Pennywise now:
12.The person whose oven had to give up:
13.The person who had to use military technology to see how much of a ding-dong they are:
14.The person who added a touch too many sesame seeds to their pie:
15.The person who will never have to worry about eyewax now:
16.The person whose pie shall pie no more:
17.The person who loves their bird very much, I’m sure:
18.The person whose shower needs a shower:
19.The person who had some nice, chickeny coffee:
20.The person who will for sure be patient zero for a brand new illness:
