" Virginia is a place . Florida is a derogative adjective . "
1.Amen:
I do not exist to be viewed , to be considered sexy , worthy , I am but a watercraft for alimentary paste , and that is valid
2.This is very funny but also an excellent point:
sippin on that moist
3.I can’t explain why, but this makes perfect sense:
Q is too high-pitched up in the ABCs . I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the close with the weirdo / barbarian letter
4.“Kit” for short:
Yes I ’m shaming . Wanting a less common name is nerveless but naming your tike Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is boundary line abuse .
5.We did it. We lived to see the day that “deez nuts” became a verb:
6.Where’s the lie?
7.Just watering the pianos, NBD:
8.Really? Not bologna?
9.A what the size of a what now?
prominent bowlder the size of a small bowlder is wholly obstruct east - bind lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd . Please use care and look out for parking brake fomite in the area.pic.twitter.com/EVMmDf0IJu
10.I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that that’s not allowed:
11.How did Microsoft know?
Minecraft proves that abolish child labour was a mistake . The children yearn for the mine .
12.“Having your paper warmed”:
Big mistake . Once you ’ve gotten habitual to birth your paper warmed you’re able to never really go back .
13.One little brick out of place, and SPLAT:
Nothing like a penny-pinching call slip in the shower to remind you that you ’re just a Jenga column of blood .
14.This would be echoing in my head for days:
My GF said " The content from Shrek is undercut because Shrek is still pretty attractive " like 20 hours ago and it only just now clicked that that is an absolutely bloody insane take
15.Lol, this old guy’s never heard of Zoosha OR K-Smog:
I ’m 50 . All renown news show looks like this:‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA ? K - SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT ’
16.The villainiest villain of them all:
the scoundrel in my bedtime stories was always the President of the Homeowner ’s Association and I was sooooo confounded when no one else had heard of him
17.“Very Frenchly”:
Was in Paris on Friday nighttime and a bountiful Gallic humankind was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said ( very Frenchly ) “ Ah you will be disappointed ” and I believe what a silly thing to say and then he said “ it is Kevin ” and you recognize what ? I was disappointed .
18.Honestly, change your name and move to a new city:
this is the most humiliating day of my lifepic.twitter.com/jzdf9wWnFT
19.Can’t wait for the sequel toThe Queen’s Gambit:
20.“Florida is a derogatory adjective”:
21.And finally, my new favorite term:
Someone in my Norwegian class did n’t recognize the word for cowboy so forebode them ' American Equus caballus plagiarizer ' and I ’ve been express mirth about it for about an hour .
