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It’s officially spooky season, which means my favorite holiday is coming up: Halloween.

Why is it my favorite, you ask? Well, besides the candy and the parties and the black cats and the witchy vibes, I LOVE to dress up and probably attend at least four costume parties every year (see 2022’s costumes below).

1.Ah, yes, my favoriteHarry Pottercharacter, Potter Teacher Wizard Boy!

2.The name “Witch Hunter Gary” is kind of giving"Jack-O-Lantern Lewis."

3.Mom, can I be a pubescent frog this year for Halloween?

4."’80s Purple Musician" could be anyone, really.

5.I love the showUnusual Events!!!

6.For when you don’t want to be Ghostface for Halloween, but his weird cousin.

7.And here’s its lesser-known cousin, Ith!

8.“Trans Boy” is literally the last thing I expected a kid’s Halloween costume to be titled.

9.“Condescending online man” actual has great potential to be a funny Halloween costume, but I was not expecting aV for Vendettacostume.

10.Every little kid dreams of being a deceased hero for Halloween.

11.I had to include this one not just because they called Neo fromThe Matrix"cyber man," but because its dual purpose is actually kinda genius.

12.Commenters think this is a Lucy Pevensie (fromThe Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe) costume, but honestly, it seems like it’d work perfectly for all the little girls who dream of being a WWII evacuee!

13.To be fair, a stalker is a lot scarier and more real to most people than Slenderman.

14.I’m not sure I would vote for this Bernie Sanders.

15.You know what, I actually take issue with this one. Gomez is spooky, not creepy.

16.Honestly, Nintendo should’ve called the games Super Red Plumber Guy instead ofSuper Mario.

17.It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out why this was called “A-LAD-IN a costume.”

18.I mean, they’re not wrong that Katniss is a hungry rebel girl.

19.This off-brand samurai costume has the dual purpose of helping convert kids to Catholicism.

20.This costume description somehow roasted an entire generation.

21.And finally, this isn’t even necessarily off-brand, but I just love the naming on these.

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Screenshot from "The Office"

Side-by-side of the author in her costumes

"Potter Teacher Wizard Boy"

"Witch Hunter Gary"

"Pubescent Frog"

knockoff Prince costume

"Unusual Events"

"Ghost Face"

"Ith"

"Trans Boy"

"Condescending Online Man"

"Deceased Hero"

"Padre / Cyber Man"

"World War II Evacuee"

"Stalker"

"The Better Future" Bernie Sanders

"Creepy Husband"

"Plombier"

Knockoff Aladdin costume

"Hungry Rebel Girl"

"Samurai"

"Aging My Chemical Romance Fan"

"Mad Science"

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