" when human race puke at you to get your attending in the street it ’s like ok . now what . you have startle me and now your down the street . what was the percentage point . " — @chrissychlapp

The writers strikeendedthis week thanks to the picketing members of the Writers Guild of America and their negotiating committee. Solidarity works, y’all!

actors reminding author they ’re still picketingpic.twitter.com/DxU0tO2jO4

Make sure you follow all these hilarious ladies on Twitter!

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hey sorry I miss your text , I am work a non - stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to consume berries in a cave

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… i do not have a catpic.twitter.com/BLygexCdXq

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lowkey " seize him " and " unhand me " were vast for the english language

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Last night I was at a terrace eatery where a man was playing unrecorded music and after an minute of my 2yo being the sole dancer / tipper he switch it over and start out only playing the wiggles . deplorable to everyone trying to have a normal nighttime out , but that man is my hero sandwich .

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Babe , what ’s faulty ? You ’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin ’ Creampic.twitter.com/rKPDboLqRJ

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WAS RUNNING FOR THE TRAIN . FOOT SLIPPED OUT OF BIRKENSTOCK . TOUCHED SUBWAY STATION GROUND WITH ENTIRE FLAT BARE SOLE

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Boy math is how 5’10 ” measuring rod 6’https://t.co/85djuD5Nql

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sometimes I arouse up in a cold sweat memory when people were eating yield in a stadium of ice water and calling it “ nature ’s cereal ”

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EAT-Tpic.twitter.com/fG0UCTfKUk

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Boy maths is opening up your union so you may fuck around then getting mad bc your wife is gettin slam while you severely overestimated your food market time value

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when men spew at u to get ur attending in the street it ’s like ok . now what . u have startled me and now ur down the street . what was the peak .

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Preschool want us to print out picture a make a collage of all our family members , which is actually an impossible labor bc printing out photos is inconceivable but I move to CVS , fought with the photo machine and DID IT . Got home , the 3yo was like " you forgot a photo of the escargot "

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when a girl does n’t send her boyfriend i call back intelligible ! privacy is everything , when a guy does n’t carry his girlfriend i think Wow what a trashcan

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A guy asked me what it was like to be a woman in the work and another guy answer for me . Nailed it .

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tire a Harvard sweatshirt and my dentist was like “ oh do you go to Harvard ” and I paused and said “ in a sense … .. ” I ’m so embarrassed why did I say that . Why did I say that

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get forward of the rumours , smarthttps://t.co/Yh1AkIinyp

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Found out Dianne Feinstein died from an American Girl meme account , the elbow room god intended

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decision paralysis is so funny . i ’m like “ do i want pizza for tiffin or a burrito ? ” and my brain is like “ in reality i ’d rather crave to death ”

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Oversharing ? ? ? you have in mind hold you unfettered access to the greatness of my lore

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Husband , day 1 of have a dog : It ’s just a hound . Husband , day 2 of owning a dog : We should give the dog a middle name .

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Boy maths is paying $ 44 billion for a $ 25 billion company and , through business smarts and entrepreneurial eff how , turn it into an $ 8.8 billion company

Don’t miss the funniest tweets by women last week:

I Laughed So intemperately At These 24 Hilarious Tweets By charwoman That My Butt LITERALLY Fell Off ( Seriously , Both face Are move ! ! ! )

…or the funniest tweets of summer 2023!

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