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It’s almost Thanksgiving, and we are back with BuzzFeed’s weekly roundup of the bestBlack Twitter tweets. It’s holiday season, but not everything has been jolly over on Black Twitter this past week. Like seriously, my timeline has been chaotic.
But, I decided to filter through the chaos and find some hilarious Black Twitter tweets that you could enjoy while waiting on your turkey to finish cooking. So, let’s get into the laughs:
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Me when I take off perceptiveness essay the Thanksgiving food behind my moms back 😭 pic.twitter.com/BQqXuiUlGX
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If the food nasty I ’m folding the plate idc if it ’s glass
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Why is my Jamaican coworker bringing pumpkin pie to the company ? If she do n’t jerk that crashing chicken .
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on grace if your family start take into it go live ! ! !
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a black stylist : oh lord here issue forth Wighttps://t.co/SDU46G07y2
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Black parents would only desire that balcony open up for guests lmfaooohttps://t.co/AITcIv9K2x
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Why do black brunch smear sense the need to play their euphony like we are in a nightclub ? I ca n’t even enjoy my shrimp and guts and talk with my friends without Back That Azz Up attack my eardrumspic.twitter.com/UCT77DKbRi
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so my mum purchase a raw wig or weave or whatever it is 😭 recount me why she abound into my room , stood by the door , did a couple spins then walk out without saying a exclusive word to me 😭 😭 😭
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the Black experience is so mirthful lmao . after rejecting a call 3 times , my uber driver answered and was like i m no-count its my son.why she say ' marcus what s up i m drive ' and lil human was like ' mom is this your hershey bar in the freezer ? ' she was so hot 😭 😭 😭
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Fuck it , I just spend 45 bucks on a 6 foot tall inflatable Black Santa . I AM ENTERING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS . I ’m gon na go full " Da’Clarke " Griswold on this shucks .
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LOOKATTHENAMESpic.twitter.com/O9gdjbrTPa
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Not Miss Patti calling Cardi ’s sister “ Chardonnay ” ! The way I hollered ! 😂 pic.twitter.com/HvPXLn54eb
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me tryna connect my charger without begin outta bedpic.twitter.com/zEof3Mbijt
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Why do dogs bring back random animals to YOU like they asking can they fav full cousin drop the Nox ? 🤣 😭 https://t.co/hItsvpVnTm
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All of black twitter telling Wendy Williams to prop that camera up and start a youtube channel or something : pic.twitter.com / R9xSqydil5
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you know how player it prolly was to storm ur girl with sade tickets in 1984
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What 🤨 https://t.co/n2GiIS0q3u
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Patti said " the only bitches getting my number are VOCALISTS"https://t.co / H9nBRmXRHG
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Snoop had all y all talking about “ i m about to stop smoke too ” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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bro take care like a suitcasehttps://t.co/bMK7AONowO
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you just had to be therehttps://t.co/BpbQnVgjrRpic.twitter.com/fJZ98DgBnP
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Keith Leehttps://t.co/Ds2Pov4KXz
Thanks for joining me in this week’s Black Twitter recap! We’ve got plenty of these postshere.Let us know which tweet was your favorite this week, and don’t forget to follow these users for a 10/10 feed!
