" At least Sisyphus never had to deal with people email him new boulders that they could have press up the Alfred Hawthorne themselves . " — @joshgondelman
If you think the greatest thinkers of the modern era are academics, politicians, or billionaire tech bros, think again. It’s actually a bunch of randos on Twitter!
Here are 22 hilarious tweets from the 21st century’s greatest minds. And make sure you follow these hilarious philosophers on Twitter!
1.Modern society is so rushed that we never take a moment to stop and smell the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos anymore. 😔
food for thought reviewer youtube guys are always eating in their car . incorrect place to eat . render a table , trust me you will love it .. much well-situated …
2.If eating in your car might be a sign of societal decline, then this is a sign of full-on collapse.
There should be ride - thru karaoke . Like I pull up , give the guy $ 5 , he lets me into a soundproof elbow room where I sing I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston with so much passion my vocal chords snap apart like old rubber bands , then I quietly get back in the motorcar and head home
3.Podcast bros have infiltrated every part of society, and it may be too late to stop them.
Not enough is being said about the fact that Taylor Swift is date a podcaster
4.Work culture has gotten so bad that eternal torture would honestly be preferable.
At least Sisyphus never had to deal with the great unwashed emailing him fresh boulders that they could have crowd up the hill themselves .
5.Food delivery apps give their toughest battles to their strongest soldiers.
i have the grippe so i ’ve been ordain milkshake throughout the day for my sore pharynx and the same gadget driver who dropped off my last one is return my current one . this might be an all clip depleted for me
6.Every October, the candy corn lobby wreaks havoc on the food pyramid.
Eating my vegetablespic.twitter.com/hD70f6P0FR
7.But at least capitalism breeds innovation.
You used to see advert on here from airlines and bankshttps://t.co/KG0XQlunNT
8.This country NEEDS accessible, affordable public transportation!!!
Working In Office is soooo degrading why am I biking 3 mil in slacks at 8 am with a jar of beef stew in my backpack
9.Dating is hard no matter what species you are.
If i was a girl cat-o'-nine-tails and i construe a boy qat get the zoomies that would be such an ick
10.And being a woman is both a blessing and a curse.
It is annoying that as soon as a woman turns 30 , multitude start reminding her constantly about her biological clock , but I do appreciate the reminder that women ’s meter is , indeed , much more valuable than men ’s is
11.The bond between high schoolers and their drug dealers is sacred and unbreakable.
There was a guy rope at the solidifying last night who was hooting and hollering and filming the entire thing . As the opener I ’m like this is probably just a intoxicated sports fan of the headliners . fare to find out it was my HIGH SCHOOL DRUG DEALER who come out to substantiate .. king I will always think back u
12.Your 20s are for making mistakes.
your mid 20 ’s is about buying a taper called " whiskey and oak " that smell so bad you lose your security deposit
13.Here’s what Christianity won’t tell you: The one sin Jesus won’t forgive is slow-walking.
Jesus : when you search back in the grit , sometimes you see only one set of footprintsJesus : because that ’s where I fuckin yeeted youJesus : you take the air so goddamn tiresome
14.In good news, airlines are still dedicated to quality in-flight entertainment!
ghost with this cleaning woman on my flight who ’s trying to hijack an entire overhead compartment for “ her hat ”
15.Finally, a leftist mafia we can get behind!
okay THIS is the woke rabble they ’ve all been talking aboutpic.twitter.com/1I0KsnGCp2
16.Celebs: They’re just like us!*
I unfeignedly palpate Ben Affleck is the mascot and spokesperson for those of us who are Perpetually Botheredpic.twitter.com/EUpTeCuPtt
17.Two-hundred and thirty-four years after its inception, the House of Representatives is finally serving the interests of its ogress constituency.
on his Baba Yaga bullshithttps://t.co/sULTBaxAoz
18.The world is already chaotic enough without a reminder that James Carville exists.
Imagine conceive I require this textpic.twitter.com/3W0XS6qsJW
19.This is your friendly reminder to think before you speak…
dude in line behind me yelling at me " Ohio YOU MUST REALLY care CURRY HUH " and I had like 55 response about being Indian lined up before I agnize he ’s spill about Steph Curry being on my liothyronine shirt , never give away before coffee , children
20….and think before you tweet.
when i go to unfollow someone for a stupefied view and see that our number of mutuals has gone down from 10 a few solar day ago to literally 0 … that unfollow was equal reviewed
21.“We are living in a society!” —George Costanza
Someone asked to share my tabular array at a coffee shop and then call for me to leave the table because they have a meeting ? ? ? Am I in an episode of Seinfeld ? ?
22.And finally, a reminder that no matter how bad things get, at least we don’t have to text with a T9 keyboard anymore!
This was so long ago he must have tapped those number buttons so many time to get the breakup text out.https://t.co/eVLThBZ5pN
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