That is not a corking position .
1.The person who made an absolutely terrible parking choice:
2.The person who is fighting and losing against the Sun:
3.The person who will NOT be getting a deal today:
4.The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping:
5.The person who got their chips…but at what cost?
6.The person who will now be enjoying a cup of marshmallows:
7.The person who gave the neighbors a free concert:
8.The person who the universe will not let help their friend:
9.The person who likes their coffee extra-vegetabley:
10.The person who never should have bought into the hype:
11.The person who will never tamper with dark-sided stuff again:
12.The person who was betrayed by the porch they love the most:
13.The person who shared the wonders of technology with some ants:
14.The person who owes their first-born to the library:
15.The person with the teeniest, tiniest water bottle around:
16.The person who got a little something extra with their heater:
17.The person whose everything bagel was more like a NOTHING bagel:
18.The person whose day is on a level we could never understand:
19.The person who will be forever trapped in that elevator:
20.The person who discovered a new life-form in their salad:
21.The person who likes their coffee extra gritty:
22.And Randall:
