If a motion picture is deserving a thousand words , these ones are deserving ten thousand each , at lower limit .

1.I can just see someone popping a delicious earplug in their mouth:

2.Who was doing this — and with what frequency — that this sign was warranted?

3.“Clothes” is taking me out:

4.We all know what happened here, but none of us want to picture it:

5.A very fed-up manager had a lot of catharsis writing this:

6.You can’t just say something like this and then NOT tell us what happened in 1415:

7.There’s a very painful and messy story behind this one:

8.I would love to see footage of the event that led to this:

9.I love my plates lightly toasted:

10.I gotta assume this is because of egging houses, but…what if it’s not???

11.Any chihuahua owner knows the vibe here:

12.It’s you, hi, you’re the cardholder, it’s you:

13.I’m confused and a little frightened:

14.What a combination:

15.Indeed, why:

16.Ok, which one of you put a child in the bag?

17.Somebody was a Bad Boy here:

18.I hope this is at one of those places where you’re allowed to feed the giraffes, otherwise it’s even weirder:

19.The snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries:

20.Looks like someone was committing some light grave robbing:

21.I’m picturing a very annoyed food inspector:

22.And finally…I can’t even begin to guess what happened in this classroom to require this sign:

H/Tr/SignsWithAStory

jar of ear plugs with the sign, these are not cheese puffs

do not give bison psychoactive substances

before entering kitchen please make sure you have on shoes, clothes, etc.

display toilet with the sign, sorry this is just a display

long sign saying that the tiki bar is not responsible for the presence of insects in the patio

you are now entering bottom wood, otherwise known as no dragon wood, no dragon related incidents since 1415

grocery store fridge door to the milk has a sign that says, this is not an exit

hotel marquee says, pet friendly except raccoons, never again

please do not insert the plate in the toaster, bread and bagels ride solo

under no circumstances are eggs to be sold to minors

car window note saying that there is a chihuahua inside who has heating, water, toys, and does not need to be saved

swipe with strip facing cardholder, you are the cardholder

due to extreme weather conditions we no longer carry parmesan cheese

class rules are no limp bizkit and no looking at mr. boone's feet

all visitors from new jersey must explain why

bag at the bottom of a shopping cart says do not put child in bag

dogs can no longer sit on bar stools please

do not feed giraffes from your mouth

please do not lick the walls

please do not open grave until you have contacted someone in charge of cemetery

food we are requered to offer by law: chips and salsa for $200

absolutely no bean dip allowed