" If you were raised by a ' Burger are just as good without the roll ' mom you may be entitle to fiscal recompense for the psychological damage you endured . "
Somehow we’re already halfway through November and almost done with 2023. 😳 With time moving so quickly, you might’ve missed some of these hysterical jokes from Twitter over the past couple of weeks. Take a look:
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when a uncanny guy is hot it ’s rlly cool but when a raging guy is weird it ’s seriously so scarey
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having brave roommates is so unserious bc what do you mean “ we should watch every live performance of god is a woman and rank them ” NO we should do the dishes
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how it feel using all of my self-will to not say “ this is just like sex and the city ” every 3 minutes while buzz off tiffin with friendspic.twitter.com/olIpHLJQuG
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My hang plants whenever I water thempic.twitter.com/Z4HahhEC2W
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this is literally the greatest way to end a convohttps://t.co/KoMQFrCuzd
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if you were elicit by a “ burgers are just as unspoilt without the bun ” mom you may be entitled to financial compensation for the psychological damage you endured
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https://t.co/mO87OuIDjMpic.twitter.com/DWb02TOhfC
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customers starting to call me by my name now…pic.twitter.com/R70ts4CE5c
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Sooo cold outside … UNIQLO Heattech save me . spare me UNIQLO Heattech …
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scream it a situationship is crazy when the situation is they do nt want u
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what could he have perchance done to deserve thishttps://t.co/N9MUKKogke
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“ Unlimited PTO ” when a literal unrecorded laugh devotee shows up … .pic.twitter.com / yY6rrx0sRi
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Taylor Swift has a human beings aviate overseas to see her and I ca n’t even get a text edition backMy friend : yea you ’re also not deserving a billion dollarspic.twitter.com/vnfE5bfJPe
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me every time I smokepic.twitter.com/ScvEBVlrSu
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Me after reading the time “ This is n’t your Mother ’s Mean Girls”pic.twitter.com/GQTmRtpmrC
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Hormones ? I sure hope she does
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8AM before 7AM onyour 9 - 5 your twenty-four hours offpic.twitter.com/k0gi9Siugz
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How i be asterisk at the customer while neither of us acknowledge we went to High School together for 4 yearspic.twitter.com/xR3C5f75Gl
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when someone insults me but it ’s actually a moderately originative one that i ’ve never heard beforepic.twitter.com/fmwIF4W1u7
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landlord rulepic.twitter.com/0VUhwXIxtT
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if uracil on a company flyer , u jus too deep in the streets for me
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when u smile at a baby in public and they smiles backpic.twitter.com/t18nsI5Sg4
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me : * on a particular date * i ’m from a broken homebob the builder : * collation lip * how broken
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me meet rihannapic.twitter.com/tFy0g5G1kW
