You ’ll express mirth at these people … but might hate yourself for doing it .

1.The person who noticed this book’s depiction of Uranus was…strangely accurate:

2.The wife who was left unattended at Target (and really shouldn’t have been):

3.And the guy in this German supermarket who couldn’t stop himself from pointing out this product:

4.Whoever put up this message:

5.The writer of this totally unhelpful but hilarious sign:

6.And the smart ass who did this when running a bath:

7.The nerdy smart ass here:

8.Carlos, definitely Carlos:

9.And the person who hung this heartwarming sign:

10.The job applicant who — tired of being asked what their greatest strength is — had these cards made:

11.The person who left this “parking violation” on the hood of a seriously crappy parker:

12.And the person who left something else every bit as snarky:

13.Tim and Lori who really know how to make the best (and funniest) out of a bad situation:

14.The guy who liked to leave public restrooms looking like a five-star hotel:

15.And the troublemaker who had a little fun with this truck company’s name:

16.The smart ass who framed a scathing comment someone named Kyle left about him online:

17.The person responsible for this deliciously ridiculous White Elephant gift:

18.And the kid responsible for this email getting sent to mom and dad:

19.The kid who answered this question 100% THEIR way:

20.The parent who made the most of their kids wanting Spider-Man costumes:

21.And the guy who did the most unsettling face swap possible:

22.The jokester who left this second note:

23.Ryan in search of other Ryans:

24.And the dad who — tired of his family talking endlessly about Taylor Swift — put out a “Taylor Swift jar” (like a swear jar) requiring 25 cents for any TS mention:

25.The dude who put a “post-coital survey” on the wall next to the room of his roommate (who was getting a lot of action):

26.The girlfriend who was hilariously un-chill about not being engaged (and fair enough after almost nine years):

27.And lastly, the dad who did THIS when his daughter said the vacuum cleaner was broken:

HT:r/funny

Uranus in a book

"Welcome to Boner Land" spelled in stockings

"Dickmilch"

"Men choosing paint must have note from wife"

Stay calm, don't panic!

Soap in a bathtub

Closeup of someone's sweater with a math pun on it

"Every taco is hand-rolled with exotic Mexican spices by genuine Mayan virgins."

"This is not a whore house it is a … whore home"

"My ability to anticipate"

"Parking Violation"

"Please don't reproduce"

"Tim & Lori Are Getting Divorced"

Folded toilet paper

"MASSIVECOCK"

"Maybe he'd fit better in the hardware department with the other tools."

A hanger wrapped in paper

"A minor issue, but I thought I should let you know."

"11:10"

Kids dressed as Spider-Man pointing to each other

A man with an outlet for a face

"Maybe it just needs some encouragement??"

"Is your name Ryan?"

A Taylor Swift jar

"Isaac's Post-Coital Survey"

"And we're still not engaged"

A pile of hair and dust