Back when there was no cool scent than CK One andThe Simpsonswere a " bad influence " on child .
1.Waking up to your favorite radio station whenever the alarm went off on your Sony Dream Machine:
2.Just how controversialThe Simpsonswere, and how Bart was a bad influence:
3.And how everyone wanted a Bart Simpson T-shirt:
4.Quoting so many, many things fromIn Living Color:
5.The blurry AF White Diamonds commercial whereElizabeth Taylorsays, “These have always brought me luck”:
6.KnowingMark Wahlbergas just Marky Mark the rapper who’d always strip down to his underwear:
7.The rollercoaster scream during the opening credits ofStep by Step:
8.How huge Steve Urkel-mania was that there was even a talking doll and cereal based off him:
9.Madonna’sSexbook that came wrapped like a condom and had you wondering what the hell was in it:
10.Just how cool and different CK One was when it came out (even though EVERYBODY ended up wearing it):
11.Laughing at Mr. Furley’s panic attacks onThree’s Company— which was also a sorta inappropriate show to have run in reruns after afternoon cartoons:
12.Lassie, Dennis the Menace,andMister Edbeing on for HOURS during the day on Nickelodeon taking precious cartoon time:
13.The red sports car VHS rewinders that looked so-so-cool:
14.A cabinet shelf full of old VHS tapes that you didn’t even know what was on them:
15.The commercials for Time Life’sMysteries of the Unknownbook series,which were just creepy AF:
16.CDs packaged in long boxes:
17.Record stores displaying singles and albums based on how they were performing on the charts that week:
18.The cool display figurines that decorated the upper parts of the Disney stores:
19.Kurt Loder delivering news on MTV sometimes like he was doing it with a gun pointed to his head:
20.MTV’sSex in the 90’sthat featured the Dog Brothers — who were like the originalJersey Shorepersonalities:
21.Those T-shirts that featured the Looney Tunes characters dressed in hip-hop clothes:
22.The absolute delicacy that was Keebler’s Pizzarias Pizza Chips:
23.The infomercial that featured Cher selling Lori Davis hair products that played all the time on the weekends:
24.This Jessica Rabbit poster that you would always find in the poster racks at Spencer’s:
25.WatchingLive with Regis and Kathie Leewhenever you stayed home sick from school, and their set that looked like a house:
26.McDonald’s burgers that came in Styrofoam containers:
27.And lastly, theurban legendthat there was a penis on the cover ofThe Little MermaidVHS ‘cause it was drawn by a disgruntled ex-Disney employee:
