IDK why , but men sure roll in the hay to misuse red-hot weenie and tortilla .

Look, not everyone is good at cooking. And not everyone has ~great~ taste in food. But there are some people in this world, namely boyfriends, who truly choose chaos when it comes to “cooking” and food. Here are their crimes:

1.Like this boyfriend who needs a lesson on how to cut sandwiches because this is NOT it:

2.This boyfriend who made cheese COCOA-ENCRUSTED shepherd’s pie for dinner:

3.Or this boyfriend who decided it would be a brilliant idea to eat gushers with his hotdog:

4.This boyfriend who apparently has a habit of making any food into a “sandwich,” and created this magnum opus — a “stir-fryjita”:

5.This boyfriend who apparently does not know what macaroni OR cheese is:

6.And this boyfriend who attempted to make carbonara, but made something that looked more like vomit:

7.This boyfriend who made his version of “enchiladas” despite no one’s request:

8.And this boyfriend who attempted to make chili dogs:

9.This boyfriend who 1,000% chose chaos when he made baked beans and pickles…like, excuse me, sir?!

10.And this boyfriend who needs to stop and think before ever making a crab meat and caviar sandwich again, and then COMPLAINING that it’s “too fishy”:

11.This boyfriend who baked croissants for dinner (at least he tried!):

12.This boyfriend who put expired chili (from 2016) on a toasted bagel and thought it would be cute to call it “tater gravy”:

13.This boyfriend who allegedly made beef teriyaki:

14.This boyfriend who was asked to make dinner by their sick girlfriend and returned with this fine selection of, well, technically sustenance:

15.This boyfriend (whose partner wanted you to know is 45, for the record) who should probably call their dentist STAT:

16.This boyfriend who combined ramen noodles (with the soup) with Alfredo sauce and managed to make two separately good things look awful together:

17.This boyfriend who thought adding a bit of cracked pepper on top of his ketchup, sliced cheese, and tortilla would actually make it better (it did not):

18.This boyfriend who managed to turn their scrambled eggs a lovely shade of green/blue:

19.This boyfriend who made a rather memorable lunch of fish balls, macaroni, and ketchup:

20.This boyfriend whose girlfriend discovered he likes to eat pasta with KETCHUP. Not tomato sauce and ketchup. Just ketchup:

21.This boyfriend who made gyoza with a Cheeto “drizzle” whilst high:

22.And this boyfriend who made whatever the heck this is while 100% sober:

23.This boyfriend who claimed that their go-to nostalgia/lazy meal is a jalapeño tuna and Hot Cheetos sandwich with fresh dill to elevate:

24.This boyfriend’s take on nachos which consists of microwaved chips, a slice of cheese, and salami:

25.This boyfriend’s chaotic rendition of bangers and mash, which looks more like bangers drowning in gravy:

26.This boyfriend who apparently doesn’t like tomato sauce on his pasta, so his solution was just to add a bit of unmelted shredded cheese:

27.This boyfriend who made his girlfriend homemade ham and cheese sliders…and perhaps needs a lesson on proportions:

28.This boyfriend who likes to make cabbage, frozen meatballs, and spicy corn salsa a REGULAR meal:

29.This boyfriend who thought it best to put mayo and fried onions on a pickle:

30.And finally, this boyfriend who thought it’d be a riot to bring home some peanuts when his girlfriend asked him to bring home some food from the bar:

H/Tr/shittyfoodporn

A sandwich cut at a diagonal, very off centered

A pan of chocolate covered slop

A half eaten hot dog with half a dozen gushers candies on it

a tortilla stuffed with noodles and vegetables

a put full of half cooked penne in watery looking cheese sauce

a pot of grey and mushy looking slop with chunks of ground meat and vegetables

frozen burritos topped with american sliced cheese and hot sauce

hot dogs and canned beans with ketchup and mustard on sliced white bread

a plastic container with hamburger pickles and beans in a soupy mix

white bread with canned grab meat, mayo, and caviar mashed on it

pillsbury croissants, unrolled, laid flat, on a baking sheet coming out baked like flat triangles

a toasted bagel cut in half with a ton of sloppy chili drowning it

a place with a dark slop that almost looks black

a plate with half a tortilla, a frozen fish piece, four chicken tenders, a broken corn dog, and some ketchup

a bowl of sugary fruit cereal with four halloween oreos in it, too

a bowl of ramen noodles in watery looking creamy soup

a tortilla with two sliced of white cheese, some ketchup and pepper on top

a bowl with scrambled eggs that look green because of some kind of vegetables in it

plain macaroni noodles with fish balls next to it ketchup drizzled on top

a bowl of penne with some ground beef and a lot of ketchup covering it

a plate with a handful of steamed dumplings and four cheetos on top

a corn tortilla with a slice of pepper jack and a hot dog on top

white bread with tuna, hot cheetos, and dill inside

makeshift nachos

a huge bowl filled to the top with gravy and a bunch of banger sausages sticking out of it

unmelted cheese on noodles

a small hawaiian roll with a large slice of baked ham sticking half out of it

cabbage, meatballs, and corn in a bowl

mayo and fried onions on top of pickles

literally a styrofoam container with unshelled peanuts inside