IDK why , but men sure roll in the hay to misuse red-hot weenie and tortilla .
Look, not everyone is good at cooking. And not everyone has ~great~ taste in food. But there are some people in this world, namely boyfriends, who truly choose chaos when it comes to “cooking” and food. Here are their crimes:#
1.Like this boyfriend who needs a lesson on how to cut sandwiches because this is NOT it:#
2.This boyfriend who made cheese COCOA-ENCRUSTED shepherd’s pie for dinner:#
3.Or this boyfriend who decided it would be a brilliant idea to eat gushers with his hotdog:#
4.This boyfriend who apparently has a habit of making any food into a “sandwich,” and created this magnum opus — a “stir-fryjita”:#
5.This boyfriend who apparently does not know what macaroni OR cheese is:#
6.And this boyfriend who attempted to make carbonara, but made something that looked more like vomit:#
7.This boyfriend who made his version of “enchiladas” despite no one’s request:#
8.And this boyfriend who attempted to make chili dogs:#
9.This boyfriend who 1,000% chose chaos when he made baked beans and pickles…like, excuse me, sir?!#
10.And this boyfriend who needs to stop and think before ever making a crab meat and caviar sandwich again, and then COMPLAINING that it’s “too fishy”:#
11.This boyfriend who baked croissants for dinner (at least he tried!):#
12.This boyfriend who put expired chili (from 2016) on a toasted bagel and thought it would be cute to call it “tater gravy”:#
13.This boyfriend who allegedly made beef teriyaki:#
14.This boyfriend who was asked to make dinner by their sick girlfriend and returned with this fine selection of, well, technically sustenance:#
15.This boyfriend (whose partner wanted you to know is 45, for the record) who should probably call their dentist STAT:#
16.This boyfriend who combined ramen noodles (with the soup) with Alfredo sauce and managed to make two separately good things look awful together:#
17.This boyfriend who thought adding a bit of cracked pepper on top of his ketchup, sliced cheese, and tortilla would actually make it better (it did not):#
18.This boyfriend who managed to turn their scrambled eggs a lovely shade of green/blue:#
19.This boyfriend who made a rather memorable lunch of fish balls, macaroni, and ketchup:#
20.This boyfriend whose girlfriend discovered he likes to eat pasta with KETCHUP. Not tomato sauce and ketchup. Just ketchup:#
21.This boyfriend who made gyoza with a Cheeto “drizzle” whilst high:#
22.And this boyfriend who made whatever the heck this is while 100% sober:#
23.This boyfriend who claimed that their go-to nostalgia/lazy meal is a jalapeño tuna and Hot Cheetos sandwich with fresh dill to elevate:#
24.This boyfriend’s take on nachos which consists of microwaved chips, a slice of cheese, and salami:#
25.This boyfriend’s chaotic rendition of bangers and mash, which looks more like bangers drowning in gravy:#
26.This boyfriend who apparently doesn’t like tomato sauce on his pasta, so his solution was just to add a bit of unmelted shredded cheese:#
27.This boyfriend who made his girlfriend homemade ham and cheese sliders…and perhaps needs a lesson on proportions:#
28.This boyfriend who likes to make cabbage, frozen meatballs, and spicy corn salsa a REGULAR meal:#
29.This boyfriend who thought it best to put mayo and fried onions on a pickle:#
30.And finally, this boyfriend who thought it’d be a riot to bring home some peanuts when his girlfriend asked him to bring home some food from the bar:#
H/Tr/shittyfoodporn#





























