This here is to establish that with parenting thing can always be worse .
1.The parents of this kid who somehow got her hand stuck — like STUCK, STUCK — in a toilet:
2.The parent of this kid who casually said, “I think something bit my ear”:
3.And the dad who play fought with his kid, then tripped and knocked over the grill:
4.The parent who — after falling asleep on the couch — had their sneaky kid use their finger to sign up for THIS app:
5.The parent whose kid swung on the gate ONE TIME:
6.And the dad who fell while carrying his baby and scraped his leg…which then got INFECTED:
7.The parent who thought it’d be fun to take their kid to see their childhood home, and then drove up to see this:
8.The mom whose kid flew their drone into her hair:
9.And the parent who THOUGHT they’d completed everything they needed to for an overseas trip until…:
If you were my 2 - year - old , where would you shroud your brother ’s brand new passport ?
10.The parent who — gag — found their daughter’s hairbrush hanging in the shower looking like this:
11.The parents who have to burn the whole house down like Michael Myers is trapped inside:
12.And the parents who — after heavy rain — discovered their chimney’s coal dust leaking all over their home and kid’s toys:
13.The parent who ordered their kid new shoes and — big sigh — they came like this:
14.The mortified parent of a toddler who ran in front of this cart, forcing the supermarket worker to hit the brakes and send all of these expensive eggs crashing to the floor:
15.And the parent who was excited to take their daughter fishing, but had it end after 15 minutes when…:
16.The parent who was looking forward to enjoying thisice cream, then discovered their kid had eaten it, filled the carton with water, and froze it as a prank:
17.The parent who tried to make their kid a can of Chef Boyardee…which inexplicably came with no beef:
18.And the parents whose front yard was destroyed by wild boars…and I guess I have a new thing to worry about:
19.The mom whose kid was a little too enthusiastic about the prospect of her kicking the bucket:
My kids hump that I ’m wheezy and very allergic to cats . Older daughter : “ I do n’t care cats because mommy ’s allergic to them . ”Younger daughter : “ When mum dies , I ’m getting a cat ! ”
20.The mom who broke her tooth on a rogue bone in this sandwich:
21.And the parent who bought a bag of churros to surprise their kids with…and then had this happen:
22.The dad of this very large family whose sink just couldn’t take it anymore:
23.The parent whose kid read 50 books for their elementary school’s reading challenge, and then received this “reward”:
24.And the (doggie) parent who came upon this scene:
25.The dad of a little one who said “Here Papa” and put these in his pocket…leaving one of their furniture pieces dangerously unstable:
26.The parent whose kids gifted them this jumbo container of pretzels for their birthday, and then — before they’d even eaten a single pretzel — found it like this:
27.And the dad who thought his kids were complimenting his cooking, and then found out he was very wrong:
last night 8 and 9 rated my dinner party a 9 . i felt great until i realized the scale they were using was 1 through 2,000 . that ’s a bullshit range .