harbor your eyes ! It ’s like an IRLBird Boxout there with masses like this in the earth .

WARNING! 87% of people who read this entire post end up looking like this. So proceed with caution!

Still here? Wow, you’re brave! OK, here are 40+ people who saw things they REALLY wish they hadn’t:

1.First, everyone at this performance ofBeetlejuicewho had to watch Lauren Boebert appear to fondle her boyfriend’s crotch as he did the same to her breast:

2.The pour souls who bought a home on the inspiringly named “Hope Street” and then saw this:

3.The construction workers who had to watch this woman stubbornly walk through the wet cement they just laid:

4.The people who entered their hotel room and saw this:

6.Everyone at this fast food restaurant as these dudes snorted coke out in the open:

7.And the customers at this fast food restaurant who cringed at this sign:

8.People enjoying a family-friendly day at Disney World until these two showed up:

9.Anyone stuck driving behind thisclass act:

10.Or this one:

11.And this charmer who said, “Hold my beer” to the previous three photos:

12.Anyone who came across this Facebook post beginning “Hello my urine Angels”:

13.And anyone at, say, the community pool who saw this tattoo:

14.The mom who emailed their breastfeeding Facebook group because there were men using fake accounts…and got this response:

15.Ben’s wife upon seeing this:

16.And May when she sees this:

17.Mourners who went to pay tribute to those lost or affected by World War II and saw this:

18.And the passengers who had to watch this woman dry her panties in the overhead air vent:

19.The homeowner who looked across the street and saw their neighbors got “festive”:

20.Anyone who crossed paths with this gross shirt (“make ‘em drool early.“Really?!):

21.And the person who saw this on the door of their coffee shop:

22.The parent who tried to take their little Aussie trick-or-treating and saw this:

23.The parents who took their kid to the Halloween parade and stood behind this:

24.And the parents and kids just trying to have a wholesome Halloween when this dad paraded through it:

25.Anyone who had to read this drivel:

26.And anyone who read this obituary about a sweet-looking old lady that took a TURN:

27.Fans of this restaurant who read this:

28.People who just wanted to pick up some groceries in peace:

29.Whoever is in charge of keeping the shoe section clean:

30.And whoever found this in the bathroom:

31.The person who got this text from someone they’re going to have to continue interacting with in their life:

32.The store owner who’d seen enough sweaty, stanky, and scrunched-up boob dollars:

33.The teacher who was forced to grade this paper:

34.Anyone who saw this truck (maybe owned by the parents of the kid in the previous photo?):

35.And anyone who enrolled their kid in this school…then saw this review:

36.The person living at the home where they filmedBreaking Badhaving to watch yahoos show up to “re-create” the famous pizza scene:

37.Anyone who saw this pregnancy — and three-pump chump — announcement:

38.Folks who saw this on their apartment’s lobby door:

39.And whoever found this in their apartment’s laundry room:

40.Lastly, Donald Duck, who had to watch this woman drop to her knees and twerk right in front of his eyes:

H/T:r/trashy

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A group of workers watch as a woman trudges through clearly wet cement; she's halfway across the cement and has left a trail of footprints

The imprint of breasts and handprints on the frost of a window

A Facebook post claiming that the user's husband got her grandmother pregnant

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The sign at the counter says "just put the tip in and see how it feels"

A couple wearing T-shirts, with the man's shirt saying "I gave her the D" and the woman's shirt saying "I wanted the D," with both D's written in the Disney style

A bumper sticker that says "no baby on board, I only do anal"

A bumper sticker that uses images of screws, nuts, and bolts to say "I screw, I nut, I bolt"

The picture says the user is dropping the price of her OnlyFans to $9.11, and the image includes a toy plane placed in her cleavage

Someone asking her community if they've sprayed aged urine in their hair, accompanied by a photo of her spraying a bottle on her hair

A cartoon character tattooed on a man's chest so that his nipple has become the penis of the character

A man urinating in the fountain at the World War 2 memorial

A woman on a packed plane is holding her underwear up to the overhead vent

Christmas lights have been arranged to look like a penis

The front of the shirt says "future Hooters girl," and the back says "make 'em drool early"

The sign says "closed because someone shit on the floor" with a frowny face

A sign reads "This is Australia not America, fuck off with your Halloween shit you little cunts"

A man wearing a shirt that says "if it has tits or tires, I can make it squeal"

A man draped in a flag that says "fuck Biden" walks through a big group of children trick or treating

A Reddit post claiming that sleeping with someone who is in a relationship isn't morally wrong, because you get sex and they were probably going to cheat with someone else

The first half of the obituary is normal, then says "she abandoned her children, who were then raised by her parents. She passed away and will now face judgment"

A restaurant review says a staff member approached a girl he was on a date with, asked if they were going to have sex, asked for her number, then winked at her when they left

A couple at a grocery store, where the woman is pulling the man behind her on a leash

Shoes are scattered across the floor, along with empty shoe boxes

A picture of a cantaloupe with a large hole cut out of it; the picture says it was found in a Whole Foods bathroom

Someone asks what's up and the other person replies "Just grabbed McDonald's and littered a ton, threw my trash out of the window, haha"

A sign saying money is dirty enough, we don't need to add sweat to it, so bra money will not be accepted

A child's test has pictures of dinosaurs and asks the student to identify them; the answers below the dinosaurs say "dinosaurs are not real, read the Bible"

A truck with decals and writing that say "Flat Earth 101 dot com" and "NASA is a hoax, they know you're stupid"

The review says the school is terrible because the teachers beat the students, and a response from the school says "shut up before I beat you also"

A comment from a person claiming they showed up to the Breaking Bad house with six pizzas, hoping to throw them on the roof, but they missed and hit the resident's car

A pregnancy announcement that says "recipe for baby: 1 cup mommy, 3 pumps daddy, mix with love, bake until July"

A sign in a lobby says "whoever let their dog shit in here and left it here, you are trash! You will always be trash! You will be fined and should be asked to leave"

A series of Post-It notes on the wall say "if you shit yourself, don't wash your clothes in the same washer as everyone else, you piece of shit. Who raised you?"

A woman twerking on Donald Duck at an amusement park