" I sometimes think ab this TikTok where the girl say , ' If an influencer gatekeeps her apparel I will remark ' It‘s Shein ' under her post to push her to even out me ' and it ’s still genius . "

1.The person who was in charge of choosing how to label these donuts:

2.This person who put labels on this porta potty lock:

3.This person who had very little patience:

This shit pack me OUTpic.twitter.com/4q1OYn8SP7

4.This person who got too drunk and still tried to be responsible:

i was wondering why my alarm did n’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦 🏽‍ ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / wpVzHESa4R

5.This dad whose message left their kid kinda gagged:

is this not crazy???pic.twitter.com / wBWlqgxmk3

6.This person who gave their pal a nickname:

pic.twitter.com/z5YlLOCxXf

7.This person who made this almost motivational banner:

8.This driver who was honest about their road rage:

9.This person who brought an air mattress to the airport:

10.This person who accidentally left money in their clothes before washing them:

11.This kid who literally did what their parent asked:

12.This person’s brilliant idea:

i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the young lady read „ if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will gloss ‚ it‘s shein ‘ under her stake to draw her to objurgate me “ and it ’s still star

13.This Arby’s employee who wrote this sign a few days after a car drove into the establishment:

14.This person’s epiphany:

permit ’s gooooo is the manly equivalent of slay

15.This person who put these Halloween directions:

16.This person’s, um, visual storytelling:

pic.twitter.com/NjiszJushP

17.This mom who locked her kid’s Switch:

18.This person who pranked their brother by wrapping his birthday gift in cement:

19.This person’s very, very real observation:

Y’all when you hit “ notify anyway”pic.twitter.com/AtICwCNz1Q

20.This person’s dumb yet hilarious joke:

when my lima bean surgery is a sucessspic.twitter.com/WEp8PffrJN

21.This person who offered someone a little bag of coke at a music festival:

22.This kid who should consider becoming a comic book artist:

23.This person who shared their job search journey:

I have a phone consultation today and someone secern me to “ just be myself ” so I ’m not go to do the call

24.This person who gave their child the Nintendo Switch they wanted…kinda:

25.This person who wrote this on their dog’s collar:

26.This person who misread a name tag:

At lunch with my team , we get our checks and togo box , one of my squad members say to the waitress “ give thanks you lady smutty the food was delicious ” she take care at us and allege “ It ’s LaDynasty ” I ’m in here crying . Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty ?

27.This person’s photo caption:

And then there were 4pic.twitter.com/G1ysAWt4HQ

28.The person who created this sign for the graphic design department:

29.This bartender who made some a sippy cup after they spilled their drink:

30.This kid who told her parent that water was running all over her bathroom floor

31.This boyfriend’s use of the English language:

My ( 27F ) boyfriend ( 28 M ) wo n’t stop saying he ’s “ microdosing pants ” whenever he wears short

32.This person’s PERFECT clapback:

Here ’s a knuckle sandwichhttps://t.co/OBs9VjsAI2pic.twitter.com/895fmmj0eO

33.This person who thought of this pond decoration:

34.This person who made these cards to be passed out at their funeral:

35.This person who created a survey for his roommate’s hookups and left it outside his door:

36.This person’s very honest answer:

World War II Home Front Museum , St. Simons , Georgiapic.twitter.com/D2AsbeeUWt

37.This person who added a warning sign because they kept hitting their head while walking down the stairs:

38.This person who encountered their arch nemesis:

I puff like I was in a gay slasher movie.pic.twitter.com/Sh2UYYuyLy

39.This person who called out Barney’s cosmetic work:

rhinoplasty , sassing makeweight , cheek implants , chin implant , jaw shaving , brow bone reduction , buccal fatness remotion , botox and optic lift , skin bleachingpic.twitter.com/vfmulNNhh6

40.This person who made cards to hand out to interviewers for when they ask, “What is your greatest strength?":

41.This person who put a lock on a tire to prevent the vehicle from moving:

42.This person who tried to get their kids to clean their bathroom:

The note says, “Congratulations! You’ve found this note! If you’re reading this you’ve won $50. But, here’s the catch. However many days have passed since the date at the top will be subtracted from the pot. Good luck! Love, Mom and Dad.”

43.This hilarious insult:

https://t.co/SbwlUDTYwxpic.twitter.com/2hIr9oq7pR

44.This person who made some surprising art on the coffee they made for a customer:

45.And finally, this person who friend-zoned someone:

want to make more gay friends in nyc…pic.twitter.com/ow9s4nx3IM

labeled as boneless

poop with friends, surprise me, poop alone

we do this not because it's easy but because we thought it would be easy

do not honk at me my life is worthless i will kill us both

person sleeping on the mattress in the middle of the waiting area

i laundered some money today, where do i turn myself in

cups and plates stacked on top of each to make a tower in the sink

car inside the arbys and the sign says, yes we are open please park outside

skeleton with a wig on the pole and another skeleton with fake money

little locks on the control buttons

block of cement on the counter

mini coke bottle inside a little baggie

snail yelling and a bomb with a timer next to it

it looks like a light switch

i'm lost as fuck, my human is now ugly crying please call kelly

graphic design department is written with poor sizing and font

saran wrap on top of the glass

water bottles in shoes

scary mask inside the water

Photo of the dead person giving the finger, along with "Let's keep in touch!" and a Ouija board saying "Goodbye"

A "Post-Coital Survey" hanging on a door, along with a pen

Close-up of the questions, including "How would you describe your satisfaction with this interaction?"

Close-up of "A handy ruler for reference" with up to 4 inches illustrated

Photo of a duck at a flight of stairs

Card with "My ability to anticipate" on it

A single tire with a lock in a parking space

A handwritten note from Mom and Dad dated 1/17 and saying the kids have won $50 for finding it, but the number of days that have passed since that date will be subtracted from the prize

A dog pooping outlined in the foam of a cup of coffee