That is a less - than - ideal situation .

1.The person who made an absolutely terrible parking choice:

2.The person who needs a bag of toiletries to clean up their bag of toiletries:

3.The person who gave their car a fresh, new paint job:

4.The person with the worst luck on planet Earth:

5.The person whose tattoo kinda, sorta missed the mark:

6.The person who will not be opening that door anytime soon:

7.The person who, thankfully, found their lost AirPod:

8.The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping:

9.The person with the best seat in the house:

10.The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:

11.The person who might wanna throw their phone in some rice:

12.The person who took a little souvenir home with them from the gas station:

13.The person whose custom pens came out way too literal:

14.The person whom Mother Nature has cursed:

15.The person who was kind enough to share their coffee with the floor:

16.The person who will be crowned king should they remove the jar from the sink:

17.The person who ain’t going nowhere anytime soon:

18.The person whose toilet was kind enough to make them a new indoor pool:

19.The person whose toaster shall toast no more:

20.The person who pulled their dang oven apart:

21.The person who got a little extra flavor in their morning cup of tea:

22.The person who just used a water fountain from the Middle Ages:

23.The person who is stuck in highway purgatory:

24.The person who will never trust a robot again:

25.The person who ate peanut butter straight out of Horemheb’s tomb:

26.The person who will never, ever trust an apple again:

27.The person whose smoke alarm became the one thing it swore not to become:

28.The person whose car got absolutely demolished by an innocent rock:

29.The person who got a little extra protein with their salad:

30.The person whose pizza is ashamed and hiding in the corner:

31.The person whose avocados have seen things…terrible things:

32.The person who is about to lose and lose hard:

33.The person with the mintiest bug around:

34.The person whose pan got a little extra seasoning:

35.The person who had this bountiful harvest:

36.The person who might want to watch their sodium:

37.The person who will never tamper with dark-sided stuff again:

38.The person who is fighting and losing against the sun:

39.The person who got their chips…but at what cost?

40.The person who will now be enjoying a cup of marshmallows:

41.The person who gave the neighbors a free concert:

42.The person who likes their coffee extra vegetable-y:

43.The person who was betrayed by the porch they love the most:

44.The person who shared the wonders of technology with some ants:

45.The person who got a little something extra with their heater:

46.The person whose day is on a level we could never understand:

47.The person who will be forever trapped in that elevator:

48.The person who likes their coffee extra gritty:

49.The person who’s about to try a fun new kind of wasp-flavored boba tea:

50.The person who’s going to be dodging jellyfish all afternoon:

51.The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you’ll ever see:

52.The person who got a special surprise in their pizza:

53.The person whose day did not go eggsactly as planned:

54.The person who just made an enemy for life in the form of a seagull:

55.The person who owes their firstborn to the library:

56.The person whose ham looks as if it came straight from the devil’s behind:

57.The person whose mint plants just got a special fertilizer:

58.The person whose dogs, I’m sure, have been barkin' all night:

59.The person whose car now belongs to the wasps:

60.And Randall:

"I picked the wrong place to park," with SUV covered in bird crap

A toiletry bag that leaked

Person ran over a tube of yellow paint, and it got all over the back of their car

Gatorade bottles stacked in a vending machine so that they can't be released

"just breath" chest tattoo with a flower, with comment: "Isn't it spelled breathe?"

A flooded yard seen through the glass of a front door

The right bud is in Europe and the left is in the US

A box with a piece of stone instead of a tablet

A pole blocking someone's view in a theater

A straw in a cup right below a dog's butt

A destroyed phone

A gas station gas hose dangling out of a car on the road

A car crushed by a tree, with caption "Why me?"

Mug in a dispenser with the coffee everywhere but the cup, with caption, "Good morning to me!"

A jar stuck in a sink with a pair of pliers next to it, with caption, "I can't get this jar out of my sink"

A key stuck in a car ignition

A flooded bathroom with brown water up to the toilet seat

A toaster on fire on the grass

An oven with a shattered front door, with caption, "I didn't realize ovens could lock, so I kept pulling"

A cup with just a bit of liquid and clumps at the bottom, with caption, "I almost finished the whole thing before I noticed the milk had turned"

A moldy water fountain, with caption, "Took a big, long sip and immediately saw this"

Two parallel trucks on a two-lane road as seen from the driver's seat of a car behind them, with caption, "It's been like this for the past 20 miles"

A car stuck in the grass, with caption, "I followed my outdated GPS and this happened"

An arrow pointing to an expiration date of October 2018 on a jar of peanut butter, with caption, "I was wondering why I was running to the bathroom every 10 minutes"

An apple with a rotten center, with caption, "I wasn't paying attention while eating an apple when I saw this"

A burnt smoke detector

"I hit a rock" caption with a shattered car's front window

A dead cockroach amid the dregs of someone's salad

Pizza on the floor in front of an oven, with caption, "My pizza slid right off the pan"

A plastic bag filled with extremely moldy avocados

A person playing Scrabble with these letters: "IIEIEIE," each worth 1 point

A dead bug in someone's toothbrush, with caption, "Yes, it ruined my day"

A melted Target bag on a pan, with caption, "Always check if something is in your oven"

Someone's jalapeño harvest in their palm, consisting of three tiny peppers

A pile of salt (and a lid) on someone's pasta, with caption, "The salt lid fell off"

A post about a "grown ass man" in his mid-20s who said "Bloody Mary" in the mirror in a dark room, like the urban legend, and his timed air freshener  that has a red glow went off, and the "room lit up like the entrance to hell," and he pissed himself

Arrow pointing to a sun spot on a pillow on a bed, with caption, "This hits me directly in the eye every single morning"

A person who kept banging on the vending machine to get their stuck chips until the glass broke

A small mug of cocoa with a mountain of mini marshmallows and the caption, "They just all came out"

"I was watching porn one summer day after a home party; after many attempts to troubleshoot why I had no volume, I heard faint sounds from downstairs and realized I was blasting pornographic audio out of my apartment, windows open, at 7am"

"Mistakes were made this morning" caption with view of two identical-looking containers in the fridge, one of organic almond milk and another of vegetable stock

"I hit my head every single time I leave my porch," showing a man who's too tall for the ceiling of his porch

"There are ANTS in my ROUTER," showing a router with tiny ants all over it

Snakes of different sizes on the floor, with caption, "I bought a heater from someone on Marketplace and all these guys came out when I turned it on"

"Someone is having a very rough day," with a set of false teeth and a car key on a pole in the grass

English lit professor's text: "I've been stuck in an elevator for the last half hour in University Hall — and no sign of getting out in time for lecture; therefore, today's lecture is canceled"

A store-bought cup of coffee that's been drunk and has a bunch of coffee grinds in it

A wasp in someone's straw sticking out of the lid of a cup

"I just wanted to swim" caption with a "Portuguese man-of-war" sign sticking out of the sand on a beach

A person holding a tiny pot, with caption, "Always double-check whatever you're buying online"

A nail in someone's pizza, with caption, "So that's what hurt my tooth"

"Don't ask" caption, with scores of egg yolks scattered on a kitchen floor

Person failed driving test because a seagull "did a massive shit on the windscreen" just as they were coming to a junction; the windscreen wiper made a paste and they took too long 'cause they couldn't see, but examiner said they were "otherwise perfect"

"Public Library Update" shows fines and fees of $922

A gross, charred ham in pieces

A dog pooping in their owner's garden plants, with caption, "I love him, feed him, give him extra treats, make sure he gets enough exercise — and he shits in my mint"

"It's been a long night" caption, showing bare feet with deep indentations across the front, next to a pair of uncomfortable boots with rows of thin straps

A wasp nest in someone's car door handle

Sign: "Please do not put anything except garbage and recycle items down the chutes; someone put a vacuum cleaner down the recycle and it almost hit Randall on the head; this is dangerous — please stop!!!"