People always forget that Britney Spears is actually very , very comic .
Britney Spears’s memoirThe Woman in Mehas been outfor a little over 24 hours, and it’s already setting records!
It ’s happening ✨ 🤓 📖 ! ! ! My book is the highest selling celebrity memoir in story and it ’s only day 1 ! ! ! give thanks you to the fans who have been so supportive ! ! ! Love you all 🌹 ! ! ! # TheWomaninMe@gallerybooks@simonandschusterpic.twitter.com/62ti4sUb4h
As someone who read the book in, like, 12 hours, I can say it’s devastating, heartwarming, and inspiring. But some people would be surprised to learn that it’s also very funny.
People forget thatBritney Spearsis actually a really, really funny person!
1.First off, let’s talk about Britney describing Kevin Federline’s failed “music career,” if you can even call it that.
Here’s what she had to say about that:
Britney Spears shade ex - husband Kevin Federline drive his betray whack calling “ so earnestly ” in her memoir:“Bless his heart.”pic.twitter.com/5rhLvFYfGk
2.The book is also full of one-liners. As this person said, “Britney is unbelievably witty and deadpan in her humor.”
Also , her humour gleam throughout this book ! Britney is unbelievably witty and deadpan in her humor . She definitely has British root . I could n’t hold myself at some of her one liners … hilarious !
In the book, Britney talked about how she struggled to get out of character while playing the extremely innocent and nerdy character, Lucy, inCrossroads: “All I can say is it’s a good thing Lucy was a sweet girl writing poems about how she was ‘not a girl, not yet a woman,’ and not a serial killer.”
I ’m so regretful , I jazz I said I would n’t mail spoilers but Britney ’s good sense of humor is top grade 💀 pic.twitter.com/Bdj19eBFG9
3.Then there’s the story about Justin Timberlake saying “fo shiz fo shiz” to Ginuwine on the streets of New York. This clip of Michelle Williams narrating the scenehas gone mega-viral:
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4.Britney took no mercy when describing how spoiled her sister Jamie Lynn was/is. One particularly funny reference was when she compared JL’s upbringing to Ariana Grande’s song “7 Rings.”
Britney Spears reference Ariana Grande ’s ‘ 7 rings ’ while criticizing sis Jamie Lynn in her memoir:“That ’s how we all were with Jamie Lynn : ‘ You see it , you like it , you want , you got it . ’ As far as I could tell , her world was the Ariana Grande song “ 7 closed chain ” amount to life.”pic.twitter.com/IIbzHzIE1p
5.Britney is a HUGE Mariah Carey fan (as she should be), and her recalling getting the perfect picture with the elusive chanteuse is very funny: “You know how people have ring lights now? Well, more than 20 years ago, only Mariah Carey knew about ring lights,” she said.
“ And no I , I ca n’t just say her first name . To me she always going to be Mariah Carey . ” 🥺 # TheWomanInMepic.twitter.com/z4cA4I6jn6
This audio clip of Michelle Williams doing her best Mariah Carey impression is very good as well.
Michelle Williams needs an AWARD for this Britney audiobook okay?!Her mimicking THE Mariah Carey has me weak okay?!What has me more weakly is this is also how I would feel too meeting Mariah Carey.pic.twitter.com/z4fMuciUAM
6.I also found Britney’s description of her two-week romance with Colin Farrell particularly funny. Her honest (and relatable) descriptions of her encounters were particularly engaging: “Well, talk about balls — I got in my car, and I drove up to the set of his action movieS.W.A.T.Who did I think I was?” she said.
This is so risible to me . " Who did I think I was " you were Britney fucking Spears , that ’s who you are!!#TheWomanInMepic.twitter.com / p6PGGGYlxM
7.Another thing that was particularly funny was this anecdote Britney shared about her mother’s own book,Through the Storm, which she released in 2008, shortly after Britney’s tumultuous 2007.
“ The last thing I would do would be to burn my hair into a bob and put on a tasteful pants suit and sit down down on a morning show coiffe across from Meredith fucking Vieira and make money off my child ’s misfortune”pic.twitter.com/GUaC5KqXzt
8.The last thing I’ll share for now is Britney’s recollection of her iconic 55-hour marriage in Vegas which is definitely one of the book’s funnier moments. The whole thing was never that deep! She was “just honestly very drunk.”
plausibly the most relatable thing I ’ve ever heard.pic.twitter.com/pewm04A3Ea
That’s a brief taste of Britney’s humor, but you can check out the book for yourself onAmazon.
