" guide clean-cut of Newark . "
A bull somehow made its way onto the train tracks in Newark, New Jersey.
NJ TRANSIT rail service is subject to up to 45 minute of arc time lag between Newark Penn and PSNY , due to police force activity near Newark Penn Station . NJ TRANSIT track tag and passes are being cross - honored by PATH and Hoboken , Newark Penn and 33rd Street New York . Police activity : pic.twitter.com / XrtIEK5ZGH
Videos of the bovine “wreaking havoc*” on the tracks are going viral.
Good mornin , there is currently a moo-cow wreaking havoc on the NEC in Newarkpic.twitter.com/F23Lq1CY6Y
The whole thing is incredibly fitting for the New York/New Jersey transit system.
A bull on the loose running on the New Jersey Transit train tracks in Newark has been safely capturedhttps://t.co/7BHsbxbZiYpic.twitter.com/qpO2hiOXiq
As expected, the best part of this whole thing are the jokes.
I sure hope NJ Transit is able-bodied to maneuver its way out of this one.https://t.co/YS1dtaDmAo
And here are some of my favorites:
Seems like no one is angry about the situation than the moo-cow . They had places to be.https://t.co/xROFL53TCD
God prevent a diva have a hobbyhttps://t.co/qljydWfgH7
Rather sit next to him than half the passengershttps://t.co/3HmgBPG7BF
usually NJ Transit be on some papal bull but today some Taurus is on NJ Transithttps://t.co/ubi9VWRx5y
Bro just moved out of his rural farming community to try and make it big in the Big Applehttps://t.co/lWpaNs9qZ3
I ’ve heard of a shit market but this is ridiculoushttps://t.co/EEb6EgH4eC
this is so camphttps://t.co/zFz2U207dS
“ Delays ? What a load of bull!”“No , just one . ”https://t.co / r52oRHufXs
Man , the protests against cowgestion pricing are getting out of hand!https://t.co / FtNlG8Isll
ah i consider i see the problem herehttps://t.co/oboxtMM4Izpic.twitter.com/R5cxjcKi36
Did anyone break off to consider that he might just desire to take a train somewhere?https://t.co / qLSESnWuKm
Attention passengers : we are presently being held by dispatchers at Newark Penn due to a crowd of bullshit.https://t.co/4qTOUn96c4
Some theodolite authority are more bullish about public transport than others.https://t.co/TSGqrsTYJf
NJ Transit ’s service is terribull . Why ca n’t the train keep mooving?https://t.co / vkzZ85eZqf
I would be trying to run away from NJ as well . Solidarity to this bull.https://t.co/elzCxLQtiF
calculate like a mooving violationhttps://t.co/Qpg8uQIKYI
aboveboard , none of our PR training prepared us for this one.https://t.co/ShvANZIVHq
Travelers in NJ will definitely want to steer clear of this onehttps://t.co/ag9KwfZbe9
And lastly…
i need to know her storyhttps://t.co/Z3fKxLmGpX
