" bleak mathematics is lose the house samara , and your mom somehow equating that to someone being able to just walk into her mansion . "
At this point, I’m sure you’ve heard all about"girl math."
If not, it’s a term used to describe a kind of logic some women use to justify their spending.
After “girl math” went viral, people started talking aboutboy mathand then Black math to joke about other things that make sense to them but maybe not many others. Here are some of the funniest examples that people have shared so far.
blackened maths is turn a loss the house winder and your momma somehow equate that to someone being able to just walk into her home .
“ All goddamn daylight ” = 15 minuteshttps://t.co/oRg4gfwjQz
Black math : if you ’re within 10 - 15 minute of your goal , you ’re close enough to tell folks you ’re pull up justly now
“ A whole ” = something that ca n’t be perhaps be halved.e.g : “ a whole dog ran out the railyard & chased me”https://t.co/6hDP3PGhdd
black maths is work the square root of how many people finna be there ? the greater the measure , the less likely one may be to go.#blackmathpic.twitter.com / kLJgYwgsEm
Calculating your first paycheck at a new job.https://t.co/m5hrXtdXNA
Everyone and their momma = 5 people max . Black Math.https://t.co/3S2fmX77pJ
“ Lemme call you right back ” = indefinite amount of timehttps://t.co/ZuXbBG1yZN
Black mathematics is your older cousin being your Auntie because AGE .
Black math is not being the one nor the twohttps://t.co/MTjAsNvlDz
not being the one , but somehow being the right-hand onehttps://t.co/lETnHPbXLG
Black Math is when something cost $ 75 and we say “ A HUNNIT beshrew DOLLARS?!”https://t.co / Yr5Rzi1wPw
1 cop = they out here todayhttps://t.co/tY1eA9G6oB
say I ’ll be there in 10 mins when I did n’t leave the house and I go 30 minutes away .
Black math is not starting your lunch infract TIL AFTER you go get your food . Then it starts .
how many 30 second it take to hot up the food uphttps://t.co/5o5vlQN6TF
bribe your shaver a size 4 horseshoe instead of a size 3 because they ’ll maturate into it .
Fifty - LevenUmpteenThis that & the 3rdpic.twitter.com/hWRb2mahtZ
When the pastor says " I ’m gon na let y' all go in 1 minute " . That means 2 more hour of church military service .
We vex McDonald ’s at the theatre = Spaghetti from two days ago
