" There is not a hospital in the existence that could give the case Greg House would generate in real lifespan . "
Recently,u/peppersteak_headshotasked the people ofr/AskReddit, “What fictional character is portrayed as a lovable scamp, but would be fired, arrested, or unfriended in real life?”. Here are some of our favourite responses:
1.“Every lawyer (including pretend lawyer) onSuitswould be disbarred, sued, and possibly jailed. And they would deserve it.”
2.“The Todd fromScrubs.”
3.“There is not a hospital in the world that could afford the lawsuits Greg House would generate in real life. Even in theHouseuniverse, they have a budget specifically for his lawsuits. It cannot be enough.”
4.“Maverick fromTop Gun.Iceman was right. He is a danger to everyone around him.”
5.“The man in the yellow hat. Don’t be bringing your goddam curious monkey with you everywhere. He’s always causing chaos and a shit ton of damage.”
6.“SherlockHolmes works for himself for a reason.”
7.“Gina Linetti fromBrooklyn Nine-Ninewould’ve been an HR nightmare IRL. Bullying Charles and harassing Terry — not to mention some of the outright hateful things she said to her co-workers.”
8.“Micheal Scott would be fired, and maybe even arrested. Although personally, I wouldn’t mind having a boss like him at work. It would be entertaining for me.”
9.“Will Schuester would not only be fired, but forbidden by law from coming within 1,000 feet of a school.”
10.“Quagmire fromFamily Guy.”
11.“Christian Grey from50 Shades of Greyis only portrayed as a sultry romantic hero because he’s rich and handsome. If he was average looking and working class, he’d be a villain.”
12.“Willy Wonka lured a bunch of people under false pretenses into his home, which was filled with elaborate death traps that exploited their specific individual character flaws, which he then used to systematically eliminate them until the only one remaining was the person he deemed virtuous enough to become his successor and take over his work after he died. This is the exact same plot as theSawfilm series.”
13.“Pepe Le Pew.”
14.“Kevin McAllister from theHome Alonemovies, I think those movies should really be titledSaw: The Early Yearssince Kevin is clearly Jigsaw before he grows up.”
15.“Everyone inIts Always Sunnyshould be in jail 😂”
16.“Sterling Mallory Archer fromArcher. Dude is a fucking sociopath by real-life standards.”
17.“Barney Stinson fromHow I Met Your Mother.”
18.“Bender. He even stole Fry’s blood one time.”
19.“Ferris Bueller is pretty much the epitome of privileged as*hole.”
Shout out tou/peppersteak_headshotandr/AskRedditfor having this discussion.
