I guess I need to go to Applebee ’s then !

There was an earthquake in San Francisco on Friday.

respectable evening Bay Area , CA . Did you feel the magnitude 3.9 seism about 1 mile northeast of Millbrae at 6:38 pm ? The#ShakeAlertsystem was trigger . See:https://t.co/LGdzH69Ho9@Cal_OES@CAGeoSurvey@ListosCApic.twitter.com/4fgLvvFZXo

The magnitude 3.9 earthquake didn’t cause any immediate damage, so it was kind of a non-news event, except for the fact thatKTVU Newsinterviewed a man who was slammin' dollaritas at an Applebee’s and now is going viral for it.

It’s this man, Steve Mazzari:

Steve Mazzari , a 6 - year Bay Area resident say he was " slammin ' ' Dollaritas ' " at the Fisherman ’s Wharf Applebee ’s when a magnitude 3.7#earthquake , epicentered near Millbrae , struck.https://t.co/90LrYW5qC1pic.twitter.com/h3QChH09zO

Steve toldKTVUhe was “slammin' dollaritas” at Applebee’s when the earthquake hit. “It was a big shake. It was probably a couple of seconds, but everyone stopped talking. It was heavy, it was a big one,” he said.

That’s all it took for Dollarita Steve to go viral.

Now this is news.https://t.co/LXIUR3z6kQ

Horny people all over the internet came together to celebrate this dollarita-loving man.

dollarita steve if you are reading this i m free tonight if you want to fall out tonight when i m freehttps://t.co/js4KoCduv1

From “I’m just a Dollarita, sir”…

I ’m just a Dollarita , sirhttps://t.co/JV5XdnXAJ9

…to “The nose, mustache, and hand size tell me everything I need to know.”

the nose , mustache , and deal size tell me everything i need to knowhttps://t.co/vgdTz9FNEM

Mr. Mazzari has captured everyone’s dollarita-lovin' hearts <3

Need Steve to know I ’m deeply in sexual love with him.https://t.co/iJxwHJ7aic

Anyway, I just love when a random person goes viral for basically doing nothing.

i ’ve never want a man morehttps://t.co/dYa2IjdcVw

I think this person sums it up best:

reckon go to Applebees for a dollarita and walking out as an iconhttps://t.co/Rvih3LWyBW

San Francisco skyline

Closeup of Steve Mazzari