mind . If you say his name three clock time , he will pop out behind you and get going whine .

Some of the greatest TV characters of all times are the ones we just love to HATE. SoRanker polled 30,000 TV viewersto find out the top ten 10 most HATED fictional television characters of all time. And while some of them are no surprise, there’s one character from a Canadian television program that just might knock you off your feet….

This character is up there with the likes of Joffrey Baratheon (inbred psychopath who tortured women for fun) and Ramsay Bolton (psychopath who hunted women through the forest for fun) fromGame of Thrones.

And this character… the arch nemesis of every parent… say his name: Caillou.

If you’re a Canadian who grew up with this demonic child – yes, that’s right, I am slandering a CHILD – this won’t shock you. But for my non-Canadian TV lovers who might be wondering, what possibly could this innocent being have done to warrant such vile hatred, allow me to explain.

And this is fare from CANADIANS . CANADIANS ! We ’re SO gracious ! ! !

1.Let’s just start with the elephant in the room: HE IS INEXPLICABLY BALD! Over the years,there have been rumours as to why. But none of these are true.

2.The show was designed to give young children a model for being an older sibling. And yet, the one thing Caillou hated more than we all hate him? His little sister, Rosie. Literally, look at his face after meeting her for the first time:

3.These colours. Primary colours plus green? That’s it? Grow up.

4.The fact that they don’t even colour in the whole frame! What is this supposed to be, a dream?! Because it’s more like a NIGHTMARE.

5.Thetheme songis certifiably annoying and designed to insidiously seep its way into your brain and get STUCK there… on loop…. for hours on end….

6.And speaking of the theme song and original title sequence, he also sings: “Growing up is not so tough, except when I’ve HAD ENOUGH.” That’s a threat and a promise….

7.He has bad taste. For instance, when he decided to be a… “blue monster” for Halloween? How STUPID.

8.Again, he has (literal) bad taste and AGAIN, is a liar. Consider the episode where Caillou’s grandmother bakes a delicious olive bread (which Rosie, his infant sister, loooooves, btw). When Caillou tries this homemade meal of bread and olives and LOVE, this is the face he makes:

9.The way his parents enable him in their robotic, high-pitch, placating voices. “Good idea, Caillou” this, “It’s okay, Caillou” that. When in actuality, it’s RARELY a good idea and whatever he does, it’s almost NEVER okay.

10.The fact that little kids actually WANTED to watchCailloudespite all of this.It was like, yeah, let me see what that bald little b*tch is up too! But then, your parents would be really hesitant. And now I don’t blame them because, ofcourse, they didn’t want us emulating his cuckoo-loo behaviour!

11.Caillouwaslargely inspiredby Dr. Françoise Dolto’s philosophy of respect for the child as a person. And the unfortunate truth is that, he has quite simply done the opposite. Years of progress and literature erased. By one bald ass bad little kid.

At the end of the day, I’m just like…. is there a chance we’re being too hard on this four-year old child? Could it be that he was just navigating the responsibility of his newfound promotion to big brother? Is Caillou just…. a reflection of the inner child in all of us?

The arch curse of every Canadian parent … The top TV villians of all time have been declare , and we ’re not at all surprised to see this Canadian puerility graphic symbol up there . The only matter shocking is that he ’s not routine one.#canadiantvshows#90skid#caillou#tvvillains#childhoodtvshows#canadiancheck#canadatok#greenscreen

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Kim Kardashian holds her phone and gasps before giggling.

Joffrey Baratheon claps as he sits in the Iron Throne.

Caillou holds a book and wears a baseball cap and waves.

Caillou sits in a chair and gasps.

Caillou frowns angrily.

Caillou sits at the table with his family to eat.

Caillou's grandfather reads to him on a bench and the outline of the frame is blurred white.

Caillou sits with his mom who lets him hold his baby sister.

Caillou throws his toy down and starts kicking and screaming.

Caillou wears a blue outfit with goggles and a white beard.

Caillou's parents make salad.

Caillou wipes his mouth of food and cries.

Caillou yells and holds fists to his side.

Michael Scott frowns and shakes his head.