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Hello, fellow internet explorers! Welcome back to Chronically Online, where we break down the latest memes, TikTok trends, and viral moments that are buzzing around in your phone.

Happy Halloween! Before you don your costume and gorge yourself on candy, let’s dive into what you might have missed online lately. Starting with…some Halloween memes, of course!

I detest gay Halloween parties what do you mean you ’re big miss steakpic.twitter.com/mbrWyjDMMR

Perhaps one of the best Halloween memes of 2023 is the “gay Halloween party” joke, which featuresscarycostumes we all secretly think are genius.

hate give-up the ghost to gay halloween party , what do you mean you ’re the anchovy in Alison Roman ’s eschalot pasta

Meanwhile on TikTok, an actually terrifying video about a guy trying to order a “scooped bagel” in NYC is getting people riled up.

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When Los Angeleno Taylor Offer asked for a gluten free, “scooped” bagel, he was turned away and, uh, the people of TikTok and Twitter were definitelynotsympathetic.

new york needs to start turning californians away at the border what the fuck is this shitpic.twitter.com/kZk2IyPY2 M

A less controversial TikTok take is the “who’s that wonderful girl” trend, which features an adorable sound from a children’s show to represent wholesome girlie things.

Meme#MemeCut#whosthatwonderfulgirl#periodmemes#bfmemes#bfgffunny#capcut#fyp@Brendita

Main Character energy right here.

Meme#MemeCut#Meme#MemeCut#couldshebeanycuter#whosthatwonderfulgirl#college#collegelife#playlist#maincharacterenergy

And you might see some “Dollarita Steve” costumes out there tonight, since a news clip of a Bay Area local being interviewed after an earthquake is going viralthanks to some thirsty fans.

dollarita steve if you are reading this i m free tonight if you want to hang out tonight when i m freehttps://t.co/js4KoCduv1

And now, the part where we round up the last few enjoyable things around the internet.

Celebrate: Halloween as hard as this spooky owl.

This bird of Minerva steal a nipper ’s stick - Equus caballus plaything and has been riding it around town in true Halloween spiritpic.twitter.com/rN6jrpKnOf

Prepare yourself: For the chicken crossover event of the century.

The big crosswalk in the account of chicken - based consultation shows . This week 🔥 🍗 pic.twitter.com/Ux90qaPBHx

Make: Dirt pudding cups in a martini glass, because you’re classy.

this is your house to make Dirt Pudding in a martini glass this halloween 🎃 👻 🖤 process in the vintage veer root martini glass!#halloweendesserts#halloweendessertideas#halloweendrinks#halloweenpartyideas#vintageglassware#halloweendecor

Wait: For Mariah’s signal to officially begin Christmas season. #NotYet.

Happy Halloween ! 🎃 # notyetpic.twitter.com/QrHeoONlEN

That’s all for today! Go forth, eat candy, and I’ll see you next time.

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Hello, fellow internet explorers! Welcome back to Chronically Online, where we break down the latest memes, TikTok trends, and viral moments that are buzzing around in your phone.#

Happy Halloween! Before you don your costume and gorge yourself on candy, let’s dive into what you might have missed online lately. Starting with…some Halloween memes, of course!#

Perhaps one of the best Halloween memes of 2023 is the “gay Halloween party” joke, which featuresscarycostumes we all secretly think are genius.#

Meanwhile on TikTok, an actually terrifying video about a guy trying to order a “scooped bagel” in NYC is getting people riled up.#

When Los Angeleno Taylor Offer asked for a gluten free, “scooped” bagel, he was turned away and, uh, the people of TikTok and Twitter were definitelynotsympathetic.#

A less controversial TikTok take is the “who’s that wonderful girl” trend, which features an adorable sound from a children’s show to represent wholesome girlie things.#

Meme#MemeCut#whosthatwonderfulgirl#periodmemes#bfmemes#bfgffunny#capcut#fyp@Brendita#

Main Character energy right here.#

Meme#MemeCut#Meme#MemeCut#couldshebeanycuter#whosthatwonderfulgirl#college#collegelife#playlist#maincharacterenergy#

And you might see some “Dollarita Steve” costumes out there tonight, since a news clip of a Bay Area local being interviewed after an earthquake is going viralthanks to some thirsty fans.#

And now, the part where we round up the last few enjoyable things around the internet.#

Celebrate: Halloween as hard as this spooky owl.#

Prepare yourself: For the chicken crossover event of the century.#

Make: Dirt pudding cups in a martini glass, because you’re classy.#

Wait: For Mariah’s signal to officially begin Christmas season. #NotYet.#

That’s all for today! Go forth, eat candy, and I’ll see you next time.#