You ’re kidding me .

1.On dietary restrictions:

2.On the upcoming time change:

3.On medical advice:

4.On mirrors:

5.On grandpa’s glory days:

6.On that one emergency alert we all got:

7.On equations:

8.On shopping experiences:

9.On spying:

10.On opinions:

11.On Florida:

12.On beef:

13.On Superman:

14.On pets:

15.On Europe:

16.On left-handedness:

17.On Facebook sales:

18.On selfishness:

19.And on DNA:

"what do you eat?"

"Daylight Savings Time is my new worst enema."

"The sickest ones I know go all the time!"

"Would of"

"Heyday"

"To block the government"

"maybe next time don't say the answer"

"The attitude was off pudding."

"I'm sure being a pee pee Tom in a public place is illegal."

"People are stealing the weirdest s**t these days it mine blowing"

"That's that Florida education, baby!"

"He said this is how he always does it."

"If I was superman, I'd immediately fly off into space to look for evidence that aliens existed."

"genuine pig"

"Italy is a part of Spain which is part of Europe"

"You kinda want to do big things."

"Armour Cabinet"

"he's thinking of his own selfish needs and using her as a prawn on a chest board xx"

"PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS POOR LITTLE ANGEL…"