Twitter was on a cast this weekend .
The best tweets — or xeets, or whatever you wanna call them — always seem to happen during the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
Be certain to conform to these people , too , for more laughs !
this is girl mathhttps://t.co/tLxcA4P7pF
My admirer involve me if I threw up in the bathroom after I hail back with washy oculus and am a little sweatypic.twitter.com/lkkQYeOXSR
no one : me rewatching my storey every 5 minutes : pic.twitter.com / KWjwLoNhGE
Me , when Usher performs risky Girlpic.twitter.com/WfIO9qEIeb
I went out last Nox and my husband put the 3yo and the babe to bed by himself , which neither of us has done alone yet . I got household and everyone was asleep and he was so tranquil , and I was like " Wow I ’m so glad it well go ! " and he was like " oh no , it pass awful . " 😂
me after i have a thoughtpic.twitter.com/QmuBEAtWSl
https://t.co/yGIoEsQrHZpic.twitter.com/IIBSLydvnf
damn dadpic.twitter.com/insybri4j3
When the drawls stuck around her ankle 😂 https://t.co/4LNsL1E64D
Me trying to kick the hotel covered loosepic.twitter.com/FT5eANKvxB
https://t.co/dGUp5Q5c4Mpic.twitter.com/j53sKbcVPr
I ca n’t discontinue think about this . He should ’ve been at the clubpic.twitter.com/zTPKrRZews
when you have to cut down someone at 7 but see beyoncé at 8https://t.co/AaywnTWFkt
I ’m cryingpic.twitter.com/DPL7Y6jmuy
Me when I accidentally reveal entropy that I ca n’t explain how I know because the mode I found out is insanepic.twitter.com/O3OHQEGppG
me when my friend send a screenshot of our text subject matter on their story so everyone can see how funny i ampic.twitter.com/2DAEDlU2o4
how “ slut ! ” feels posture next to all of the other racetrack championship on 1989 tvpic.twitter.com/HBG5rtFz76
if my sleep schedule was a personpic.twitter.com/SwvUGqKVYe
every time I publish an email I think : “ you need to be professional . no smiley faces . no exclamation points . expend bad , smart words . you are so so brave ” and then I ’ll get a reply from some 60 year old VP name Mike that ’s like , “ thx . have a gr8 wknd!Get Outlook for Io ”
when life throws you lemon yellow you makepic.twitter.com/OMredSfpeG
“ you guys wanna smoke?”me : pic.twitter.com / WILH18FHvB
three degree of life:1.birth2.what the fuck is this3 . death
me when i remember my future depends on mepic.twitter.com/1lReLy6KMl
An important example of female child maths is buying Taylor Swift merch that is n’t embark for months so when it gets here you forget you rank it and it ’s basically free
she ’s 10 , but she still believes in a one direction reunion
