" He kept trying to kiss me even though he would constantly relegate his front tooth into mine . As he kissed me the final time , his literal front tooth got knocked off and it fell into my sass . "
When Twitter user@SamkeloS___asked, “What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?” I immediately thought of this train wreck of a blind date from the movieDaddy’s Little Girls.
I genuinely didn’t think it could get any worse than that, but boy, was I wrong. I was appalled when I read through these responses, so let’s get into it:
1.
First date . Guy kept GRABBING my stomach saying that ’s where his baby would be . He was talking about moving into my business firm , where his poppycock would go , that he was going to tie me etc . I got on a random cease busbar and ask the driver to please just motor 😩 😂 https://t.co/sG2sLSycM4
2.
The hombre sustain yoke EVERYTHING to star divination and then nonchalantly mentioned how he kind of tried to polish off his ex-wifehttps://t.co/RP2ctNRXTR
3.
On our first date he showed up with his 2kids , did n’t tell me he had kids . They were not well comport at all 😭 cheering and track down everywhere 🙆 🏽 ♀ ️ I also ran but awayhttps://t.co/jIYnt7QKzE
4.
She could n’t drown , did n’t mention it but came anyway . She jumped into the deep closing and almost drowned . While they were resuscitating her , i kept reckon myself in prison colours.https://t.co/bwVQNGC2mN
5.
if i suppose anything remotely associated with any province he would state me the age of consent for that state . needless to say i did not call his nates back.https://t.co/gwuSV3ruyi
6.
He stole my telephone set 😂 😂 😂 https://t.co / I1JyyvHWRA
7.
His mamma drove him to the restaurant and his ex-wife - married woman had to bring him money to make up his check because he leave his wallet in his mom ’s purse , in her car . He was 31.https://t.co/5vwHV3vRWS
8.
he flew me across the country and we go for a walk in a graveyardhttps://t.co/0rP0ErJ8C5
9.
He observe trying to kiss me even though he would constantly bump his front tooth into mine . As he buss me the FINAL sentence his literal front tooth got knocked off and it go down into my mouth . As if he could n’t sense it he go on snog me and I just spat his tooth out and left 😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/7MPon6VDED
10.
She came with her ' male child safe friend ' 🤡 https://t.co/zzD8F95uAW
11.
He was getting splash throughout the night . Did n’t recognize he could n’t guard his liquor .. get down to the final smudge and he got beat up ? ? lol I just go out never see him againhttps://t.co/QcwDqiYQNI
12.
The date was hunky-dory but afterwards he threatened to call the police on me cause I would n’t log Z’s with him + he sat camp out in front of my home for like an hour , than obessesively texted paragraph the next day . This humans was 48 geezerhood old btw.https://t.co/DLOTWv3520
13.
We met at the gymnasium the Clarence Shepard Day Jr. before . He picked me up for what was mean to be a dinner escort but because he skipped his workout that day , he drove to virgin dynamic . He handed me R200 to sit at the Kauai inside the gym in my coat and list 😩 afterwards he shoot me home 🙃 https://t.co / dKJ1Sapk3O
14.
rust food that I was allergic to then examine to kiss me ? Do you want me to die?https://t.co/8pQB3ajZKf
15.
we kick the bucket to a mexican smirch that happened to be doing a tequila shot special that night and he have LIT . the date itself is cool tho . fast forrard to afterwards & we ’re sit in his car blab and he ’s mid conviction when he THROWS UP IN HIS LAP . this is a first day of the month , psyche you.https://t.co/A8alcIgale
16.
exit bowling w / a serviceman who kneel all the way to the ground each fourth dimension he rolled . Also he had a FULL sized bottle of helping hand sanitizer IN the sac of his jeans w/ the heart hanging out . Also he got his burger & removed everything & just eat the patty . Also ate ground beef out a ziploc.https://t.co/7T60UCzooJ
17.
He literally stunk of BO when he put his arm round my shoulder when we were walking to the restaurant , i almost threw up . When i got home my 30 inch buss down i bought with the money i slaved for in McDonald ’s smell out like his armpit after several wash . I had to cut it into a … https://t.co / jBEYDAlWpO
18.
spend the whole day of the month talking about himself then cried about his rabbit that die when he was 8 and as a upshot he only had 1 orchis from the trauma . Brought his own protein shakes on the appointment . When I said no to a 2d date he seemed surprised because he could " smell my desire"https://t.co / nWLLNjt0sZ
19.
After paint and sip , we drove around Manhattan and adjudicate to take a walk at Central Park . We sat down and I asked how oftentimes he got tested and he literally said " I do n’t get try out , I do n’t rely the government with my blood " I assure him to drive me homehttps://t.co/CYjGVxFneB
20.
come here . he ask me if i wanted to smoke . i said “ hell yeah ” and he take out out a ice pipe.https://t.co/z006QGM72O
21.
really no , the worst day of the month I run on was actually a really good date . Like really good . We go back to his railway car to peach for a piece and i see a picture of him and his girl on a laniard and I ask about the girl . He await me all in in my face and say it ’s my dead twin brother . 💀 https://t.co/wIkCXU1UfX
22.
We went to a restaurant .. ordered nutrient and drinks . Someone call him and he went outside . And that ’s how i never saw him again 😂 😂 😂 😭 https://t.co/hirArlWbnj
23.
We ’re eating and this guy wire casually says “ Jorja Smith is good than Beyonce ” and I ’m like surely , you stand for she ’s just more attractive to you and he said “ no she ’s a in force vocalist and easily at music”Anyway , I literally never talked to him againhttps://t.co/wIkCXU1UfX
24.And finally,
We got our solid food sit down down at the board together I went to go rinse my hands . come back to find out that she take a bite of my food . It was the first date ? What are you doing?https://t.co / u47XnShv1r
