" multitude really do n’t make out what to do with their lives and BOOM , master ’s degree . "

I can’t believe that we’re halfway through September and only have a few months left in 2023. To distract yourself from the concept of time, here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:

And follow the accounts that made you express mirth , so your Twitter timeline will be even better !

1.

i think white multitude should care less about get booty . that s not for u. endeavour for mettle or sand

2.

  • touching his receding hairline * who did this to uracil

3.

i went there and everyone knew youpic.twitter.com/gGSvzDaE3c

4.

My buddy who works at Area 51 enjoin spongebob is real and they test medicines on him

5.

everything is $ 15 . it used to be $ 10 but we skipped $ 12 and went straight to 15 . it is n’t right-hand

6.

10 years old me was so choke seeing Beyoncé get down like this fidhdhdpic.twitter.com/ZWo3NXBa6B

7.

“ teenage girl in her 20s ” is to gen z as “ adulting is voiceless ” is to millennials

8.

every class the VMAs are like “ Pucci Squirt has just run into the crimson carpet with their girlfriend Penelope Meningitis . Squirt is propose for 17 VMAs tonight ”

9.

i ’m losing my MIND i ca n’t terminate watching thispic.twitter.com/kVsXik35sC

10.

Damn i ca n’t assist the dj with his equipment????https://t.co / nq8Udkprdz

11.

desperately render to scour the club stump off my hand before work got me feeling like thispic.twitter.com/R8eQ93LttL

12.

I just know she does n’t fuck around when it comes to kohls cashpic.twitter.com/vCIbVYXgJ8

13.

the first bowl of grain makes you require a 2nd but the second establish you wish you stopped at the first

14.

she would really suffice these quiet sumptuousness , equestrian off - time of year , moneyed prep school with a tip of skank ensembles just to get dog through empty warehouses by a bitch in a hoodiehttps://t.co/zT2wE3By7y

15.

Went on a day of the month with a guy cable and he tweeted “ I love my men a footling ugly ” right afterpic.twitter.com/6LvuouwWjp

16.

Only thing a 26 year old man can do for you is twist 27https://t.co/ktMGB1eOZa

17.

i feel like disney XD was created solely as an attempt to weed out the gays

18.

Babe do you remember our first ever number together

19.

fem top be like “ yeah you like that you little collapse ? ”

20.

Whew Lawd , if D.A.R.E. could see us now 😮 ‍ 💨 🤭

21.

People rly do n’t be intimate what to do w their living and BOOM skipper stage

22.

Me : I ’m a writerThem : so you write?Me : let ’s not get carried away

23.

i get mellow and start sitting like thispic.twitter.com/X9R9e3QHWt

24.

in my first uber pool and we ’re about to pick up the 2nd passenger omgpic.twitter.com/UQQxViYUI5

25.

WHATSGSGSHHSBSHSHSGSGZBSBSNSBDpic.twitter.com/iJ9HCOvIxy

26.

spoke up for myself at the nail beauty salon today!!pic.twitter.com / S7DWGvsXMj

27.

Why must a motion picture be “ undecomposed ” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face , huge ?

28.

“ REPRESENTATIVE ! ” https://t.co/7zOwRYJVZ1pic.twitter.com/vBXmpJk6dd

29.

The air was crisp this morning , i can set out recreate " Silent Night " ?