Not everyone was born to host for the holidays , and that ’s okay !

1.This terrifying teddy bear turkey:

2.These “candle” Christmas cookies:

3.This marzipan baby Jesus:

4.This freaky Frosty:

5.These cheesecake anuses:

6.This Christmas pudding:

7.These cookies that didn’t turn out as planned:

8.This chicken cutlet Christmas tree:

9.This Christmas creature:

10.These happy, albeit crappy, desserts:

11.This Christmas morning waffle:

12.These festively dyed deviled eggs:

13.These Christmas candles:

14.This shrimply strange tree:

15.This ramen house:

16.This meaty nativity:

18.This Christmas stocking pancake:

19.This scary Santa bread:

20.This pizza snowman:

21.This charred Christmas cheesecake:

22.And, this existential gingerbread person/angel/???:

H/T:r/shittyfoodporn

raw turkey shaped into a teddy bear

they look like dicks

naked looking baby

A snowman made out of frosting

Deflated cupcakes

looks like poop in a cloth

Christmas cookies

A Christmas tree made of chicken cutlets

caterpillar-like shaped snack

Christmas desserts

A burnt waffle

green deviled eggs

Bananas made to look like candles surrounded by jello

A small Christmas food tree covered in shrimp

dried ramen made into a house glued together by peanut butter with hot sauce to draw the doors and windows

A meat Nativity scene

A Christmas cookie with broccoli on top

A pancake shaped like a penis

Bread shaped like Santa Claus

Pizza shaped like a snowman

A burnt cheesecake

Gingerbread man