Not everyone was born to host for the holidays , and that ’s okay !
1.This terrifying teddy bear turkey:#
2.These “candle” Christmas cookies:#
3.This marzipan baby Jesus:#
4.This freaky Frosty:#
5.These cheesecake anuses:#
6.This Christmas pudding:#
7.These cookies that didn’t turn out as planned:#
8.This chicken cutlet Christmas tree:#
9.This Christmas creature:#
10.These happy, albeit crappy, desserts:#
11.This Christmas morning waffle:#
12.These festively dyed deviled eggs:#
13.These Christmas candles:#
14.This shrimply strange tree:#
15.This ramen house:#
16.This meaty nativity:#
17.This kid’s creative Christmas cookie:#
18.This Christmas stocking pancake:#
19.This scary Santa bread:#
20.This pizza snowman:#
21.This charred Christmas cheesecake:#
22.And, this existential gingerbread person/angel/???:#
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