Methinks the Kevin James meme will haunt our feed all October .
Welcome. Another seven days have gone by which means it’s yet again time to round up thefunniest tweets from the past week. As we ease into October, Spirit Halloweens cropped up in every former Bed Bath & Beyond, Pillsbury pumpkin cookies began filling bellies, and for some damn reason,Kevin Jamesis still the meme of the season. Enjoy!
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Just heard a woman cry " Yoo hoo ! " to get a somebody ’s care across the street . You do n’t try many Yoo hoo ! ’s any longer do you . Shame , recollect it works quite well as a way of calling someone . Playful , not too demanding , does what it necessitate to do without ruffling any feathers .
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i do n’t desire to do thathttps://t.co/mfe9dLYWGH
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Dad ’s keyboardpic.twitter.com/A3VBolTWYo
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abt that timepic.twitter.com/iwzMu1eLCz
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Last time my chore did this , I jokingly enjoin “ is this part of our bonus ? ” Everybody was dying laughing . Before I leave that day , HR managing director deplumate me in the office saying “ please never say that again in front of everybody . And to resolve your question , yes , it is”https://t.co / vWN871aYBW
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Friend making normal wages- “ no worries bro , I ’ll cover this one . You get next!”Friend who work in tech making over 300k- “ can you Venmo me $ 3.74 for the sip of my drinkable you take ? ”
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when a girl does n’t brand her boyfriend i think apprehensible ! privateness is everything , when a guy rope does n’t post his girlfriend i think Wow what a trashcan
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This is how I imagine everyone on my blocklisthttps://t.co/RF5oAqucHp
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only i would dribble out of the wrong university 💀 pic.twitter.com/P99nRinTrA
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It ’s so important to have a queer coworker for when you say something that make no sense and you call for someone to say “ no literally ” without looking up from their phone
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Me looking at the ego checkout camera as I scan a TV as a bananapic.twitter.com/xqL9RNQNov
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tonight will be the night I will fall for youpic.twitter.com/Zk3iOSfFvc
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i ve see kevin james this week more than i ve seen my dad
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can we go to dwelling terminus i like smell out the lumber subdivision
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“ sorry i have errands to run”the errand : pic.twitter.com / mSacxjcx33
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me and him when an evil witch turned us into fishespic.twitter.com/NMNhQTZfxQ
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officeholder please I had no theme the tea was twisted
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The view my beigel bites see at 2:37 ampic.twitter.com/4MbkgZIods
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" he cook " … " she ate " … who is doing the dishes …
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he ai n’t have to say that last partpic.twitter.com/0jlimZJ87h