I need to connect the Hoagie Gurus Facebook page ASAP .
It’s Monday again, which means it’s time I round up all thefunniest tweets from the past week. Over the last seven days, Twitter gave us the perfectKevin James meme, the announcement of fall,Taylor Swift visiting her stadiumon an off day, and a whole lot of funny moments in-between. Enjoy!
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why do physician only give stickers to kids ? like hello I was also brave today
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i mother the covid relay link and a flu shot earlier today and the guy giving it to me was like “ are you get this for schooling or work ? ” and i panic and say “ for playfulness ”
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the teller watch me iron out 0 pourboire after all they did was flip the ipad aroundpic.twitter.com/WUuqTIwVyg
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Me : rent ’s be a trivial healthy and order a salad to arrive before lasagna . The salad : pic.twitter.com / weta1PIAVY
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Just find out they give hot Pisces CT scans by placing them on a wet sponge and I ca n’t blockade thinking about itpic.twitter.com/zPOCkdi6os
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Incredibly irritating clock in my hotel roompic.twitter.com/V0Ku4rZ6gz
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a taper is just a pet fire
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if you detest when the great unwashed say " chai tea " you ’re gon na flip crap when you try what the little caesars bozo state at the end of the commercial
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it ’s nice that taylor swift is inspect her stadiums while they bend into mojo dojo casa mansion for the football time of year
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humpty dumpty buying the FUCK out this shirthttps://t.co/vL4hX6ICxC
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dearest is unreasoning at 24 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? did you even try flexible joint ? ? ?
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me n the silly voices in my headpic.twitter.com/gZ9aKgKPcI
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The word açaí ai n’t generate no stage business doing all that
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i just require to get over everything that has happen to me in my entire life and then we can advert out
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i was inquire why my consternation did n’t go off after a drunk nighttime out 🤦 🏽 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / wpVzHESa4R
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take to eat a cosmic brownie rn i want to finger like i ’m eating radioactive plastic
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you desire alvin and the chipmunkshttps://t.co/XUgL2P6paC
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i found this facebook chemical group name Hoagie Gurus and it ’s basically a bunch of mediate aged dudes showing off sandwiches / discussing sandwiches with each otherpic.twitter.com/BNgJzwGei5
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Tamalien 🌽 👽 pic.twitter.com/awuHiLUV16
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that one onion plant ring in your bag of friespic.twitter.com/nJ6Al780L9
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i ’m tired of bars hiring instagram btchs my drink cruddy af
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how beautiful girls peehttps://t.co/iwePW5nmbD
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this has the same significance as Michelangelo Buonarroti harbinger he is going to italy to paint the sistine chapelhttps://t.co/QSMxAn6qAG
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Caitlin Covington arriving in Vermonthttps://t.co/WLOOnXwQCQpic.twitter.com/5ib09UZC2 g
