I think I ’ve been to that carnival in # 5 in my nightmares .

1.This eerie cloud-like figure floating around someone’s neighborhood:

2.This beach penis (aka razor clam):

I feel like I’m gonna get in trouble for looking at it:

3.This fish with two faces:

4.This hexagonal pattern someone woke up to on their chest:

5.And this puncture wound/cross of blood someone else woke up to on their calve:

6.This carnival that only had 11 people on opening night:

7.This firework that gave me existential dread:

8.This apple someone bought from the grocery store that had a slice cut out of it (and put back in):

9.This reporter getting his beard caressed by Shaq:

It really just kept going:

10.This fish that hides in the anus of sea cucumbers:

11.This photocopy image someone had slipped under their hotel door:

12.This dead bird someone found in the center of their rug:

13.This long hair someone has to keep plucking on their finger:

14.This person’s new closet that has some weird, tired eyes on its door:

15.And finally, this extremely creepy wrong email someone received:

H / T : roentgen / Weird

a stray cloud

a razor clam

a razor clam

a fish with two faces

tiny red dots on someone's skin

a red cross on someone's skin

a deserted carnival

closeup of a firework

an apple that had a slice cut out and put back in

A reporter getting his beard caressed

A reporter getting his beard caressed

Closeup of a fish

a hand with a long finger

a dead bird on someone's rug

a hand with a really long hair growing out of it

eyes on someone's door

"We have court tomorrow at 10:00."