commiseration to these folks .
If you just had the absolute worst week ever, just remember…
1.The person whose tattoo kinda sorta missed the mark:
2.The person who will never trust a robot again:
3.The person whose custom pens came out way too literal:
4.The person who needs a bag of toiletries to clean up their bag of toiletries:
5.The person with the worst luck on planet Earth:
6.The person who will not be opening that door anytime soon:
7.The person who was kind enough to share their coffee with the floor:
8.The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:
9.The person who gave their car a fresh, new paint job:
10.The person whose toaster shall toast no more:
11.The person who might wanna throw their phone in some rice:
12.The person who took a little souvenir home with them from the gas station:
13.The person who will be crowned king should they remove the jar from the sink:
14.The person whose burger is still practically breathing:
15.The person who pulled their dang oven apart:
16.The person who ain’t going nowhere anytime soon:
17.The person who got a little extra flavor in their morning cup of tea:
18.And the poor, poor soul whose car got cheesed:
